I Recently Interacted with Someone who went to Harvard

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 01/23/2017 at 21:23 • Filed to: Panther, Crown Victoria, Whimsy

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I did not ask them where they went to school, and yet I learned they went to Harvard. I learned this several times in the conversation.

daender > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:27

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They probably didn’t make it through Harvard.

AestheticsInMotion > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:27

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Are they vegan crossfiters too?

1111111111111111111111 > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:28

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That’s how it works. I’ve been to a bunch of kid birthdays and some other social events over the last year....And nobody has asked what I do for a living. That’s pretty refreshing.

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:29

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My cousin works at Harvard. True story.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:31

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Sometimes clients attempt to name-drop their own occupation, as if I would treat them differently, for no reason. VP of operations at Who Cares Inc., engineer [air quotes] at Boeing, architects... It usually goes like this.

“Hi, great to finally meet—”

“I’m an uuHHHHuuuuHHhunnngineer!”

“... you.”

OPPOsaurus WRX > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:33

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did they say Hahvahd or Harvard?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:34

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I used to have a bad habit of after a few drinks having a hard time not talking about being an architect. I’ve stopped.

1111111111111111111111 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:37

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For the first one I usually say something like “cool. I’ve heard they are top heavy on management”.

1111111111111111111111 > ttyymmnn 01/23/2017 at 21:38

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I had a Harvard sweatshirt once. True story.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:38

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I went to MIT and Yale once, they were nice to visit lol.

E90M3 > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:38

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Hi, I’m e90, I failed out of Georgia Tech.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 21:39

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Architecture is life, Architecture is love.

1111111111111111111111 > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 21:39

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To be fair I say hahvahd. But I blame this old house.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > AestheticsInMotion 01/23/2017 at 21:40

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... with a gluten intolerance. How’d you guess? :P

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 21:43

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sleeps cool too, but there is sidework to be done.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:44

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*Looks at 2nd grade lesson plan for tomorrow*

“High I’m Mr. Bman76 . I’m an Architect. Do you know what an Architect does?”

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:44

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I think the joke goes “How can you tell if somebody went to Harvard? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”

I’ve also heard the same joke told about people from Texas.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 21:45

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If you’re not 1st (grade), you’re last

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 21:47

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Yeah, I got wrangled into teaching 2nd grade and mentoring a high school senior as side-work. It’s damn exhausting.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:49

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At least 2nd graders can read (I assume... please let them be able to read)

scoob > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 21:50

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I went to MIT too!

Looked around for a bit and then left.

Milky > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:50

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Girlfriend went to Oxford, and rented a cheap apartment close by. Also rented out her dorm to rich kids that didn’t get in .... so they could say they “went to oxford”. Apparently people really like saying they went somewhere.

You should have asked them if they went to school there too.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:50

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You mean “long-term hiatus?”

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:51

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Well, I got back in 6 hours later after my grade replacement went through, so I got to attend the next semester. They counted it as a fail out though.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > scoob 01/23/2017 at 21:51

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Yale was nice, their Architecture building had orange carpet...

I LOVE ORANGE CARPET!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 21:52

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I don’t know much about edumacation of teh youthz... I think I could read by 2nd grade...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:53

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I took a 12-month hiatus at some point. I was on academic probation at the time.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:54

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I only spent like 9 month on academic probation.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 21:56

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I use architect at parties. The Costanza way of life.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:57

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I had excellent grades until one fateful quarter. A quarter filled with fate.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 22:00

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My fiancé finds a way to slip “I’m engaged” into almost every single one of her conversations. She said she has averaged 1.5-2x as many tips as her coworker.

My bird IS the word > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 22:01

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I went to Point Park, now I am at Duquesne. Really not noticing a big difference in education achieved. Campus is a lot nicer though.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 22:02

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I threw up this, it was a 0.75 before grade replacement.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 22:03

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Hi, I graduated high with above average lead and arsenic levels.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 22:16

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Teaching second grade? Do tell, and good luck!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 22:18

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o man, my HS drafting class was full of the bottom of the barrel. My first year in there I think I was 1 of 2 of a class of 20 to do anything. The second year I recruited a couple friends.

shop-teacher > 1111111111111111111111 01/23/2017 at 22:20

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Do you still play the original theme song in your headmovies whenever you see This Old House? I do, heck it’s playing in my head just thinking about that show. It’s ingrained in me from childhood.

shop-teacher > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/23/2017 at 22:21

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I find it’s true in both cases.

For Sweden > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/23/2017 at 22:21

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Did you not buy her a ring

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 22:23

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There’s an economics program that the bank (who we share a building with) puts on in local schools. My firm volunteers for one of the schools that we designed, the program didn’t get many outside volunteers this year so they were short volunteers. I got volunteered (I think almost our entire office will be teaching classes tomorrow, lol)

shop-teacher > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/23/2017 at 22:23

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Interesting. I know I always tip heavy when a waitress is pregnant. I don’t recall ever doing so for an engagement, but I may have.

When I delivered pizza in high school, I discovered I got better tips if I wrapped my shoes in duct tape. I guess people just felt sorry for me.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 22:24

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I mean... I could, but I’m exceptional ;)

1111111111111111111111 > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 22:26

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Yup. And I live on the west coast...I can’t stop calling drawers draws.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 22:26

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Mine was the same way. However, this kid seems super driven, I’m just hoping I don’t let him down.

Milky > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 22:38

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Holy shit. I thought that was photoshopped.

shop-teacher > 1111111111111111111111 01/23/2017 at 22:38

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Haha!

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 22:41

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Most HS drafting classes are that way.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 01/23/2017 at 22:45

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That’s cool. Let us know how it goes!

The youngins are the one age group I haven’t taught. I’ve taught college, high school, and middle school. Since elementary shop class isn’t a thing in the US (in Finland it’s mandatory starting in 3rd grade), I reckon that one will stay off my resume.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Milky 01/23/2017 at 22:47

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XJDano > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 22:51

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Gotta have a hustle.

shop-teacher > XJDano 01/23/2017 at 22:56

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Yep! I discovered it by accident when the sole of my shoe separated during school that day and I didn’t have time to go home before work. Then I started doing it on purpose...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/23/2017 at 23:07

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That’s odd. I don’t think I would ever tip more to someone just because they were engaged. If anything, single people would need the extra cash more, because no dual-income.

Milky > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2017 at 23:15

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Me freshman year:

I ran out of ideas.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 23:29

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Yeah she’s also a cute 21 year old and super friendly so maybe that’s it. But also when people hear that I’m engaged they’re quick to congratulate and ask about it so I have no idea.

RallyWrench > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 03:48

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I have a client whose bright red 997 Turbo Cabriolet’s license reads HARV(heart)RD.

kiwi_matt > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/24/2017 at 08:26

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Just remember, D is for Degree. Unless you are doing graduate school your grades don’t matter when you’re done.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 08:44

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Ah, Harvard. The Michigan of the East.

X37.9XXS > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 09:13

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You can always tell a Harvard man, but you cannot tell him much

Michael > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/24/2017 at 09:31

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I took... several hiatuses.

“Unfortunately you have been academically dismissed from Georgia Tech this semester. Georgia Tech requires to sit out of Georgia Tech for one semester, but the ME department requires you to sit out longer. Based on your circumstances, you will be required to sit out of Georgia Tech for two semesters, including summer semester. You can apply for readmission to Georgia Tech for Summer 2010. There are no exceptions to this.

The attached PDF contains all of the details you need to know about how to apply for readmission. Please thoroughly review the attached PDF so you know what is expected. Let me know if you have any questions about this.”

That was a fun day.

For Sweden > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/24/2017 at 09:33

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Ah, Michigan, the Western Michigan of the east

haveacarortwoorthree2 > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 09:55

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Ah, Western Michigan. The Notre Dame of the North.

DanimalHouse > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 10:33

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Hmm... That livery though....

bubblestheturtle > For Sweden 01/24/2017 at 18:37

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I went to Harvard! Just long enough to pick up a t-shirt at the Coop.