Bearded Oppos, recommend me a good beard shampoo! 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/23/2017 at 16:20 • Filed to: None

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Mine is now sufficiently long, so I want to wash it well. What do you guys use (if anything)?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:22

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The tears of orphans

E90M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/23/2017 at 16:23

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I thought that was the type of oil maybach and Rolls Royce engineered together.

Party-vi > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:24

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The blood of your enemies.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:24

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what’s wrong with irish spring?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:24

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Your own jizz

jimz > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:24

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*shrug* I rock a beard from about the end of September ‘til the end of the year, and all I did was wash it with the same stuff I use for my hair (rhymes with Shedding Boulders.)

TheHondaBro > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/23/2017 at 16:24

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I’m not Irish.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 16:25

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no that’s BMW 10w60

TheHondaBro > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/23/2017 at 16:25

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Already tried that.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 01/23/2017 at 16:25

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BRING ME MIKE PENCE

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:26

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Sorry, I’m pogonophobic.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:26

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www.dollarshaveclub.com

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:26

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Mercon ATF

wkiernan > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:26

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I just use the same stuff I use on what’s left of the hair on top of my head. What I was told (by a world-famous fashion model, no kidding!) is to rotate between the brands of shampoo on the bottom shelf at the store. She said that more expensive shampoos, such as the brands for which she modeled in their advertisements, are no better for your hair and sometimes worse, although they usually smell better, but for best results switch between shampoos periodically.

E90M3 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/23/2017 at 16:27

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No that’s unicorn tears.

/ has quart in trunk

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 01/23/2017 at 16:27

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:(

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 16:29

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and 10 throttle actuators on standby

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:30

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S’alright laddy, we like to share!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:30

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The Ayatholla’s choice was Iranian Spring.

E90M3 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/23/2017 at 16:30

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Woah, too close to home.

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:30

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A mixture of pork and beans and Shell Rotella T.

Dry with an oxyacetylene torch.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:34

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Unicorn tears. Blood of your enemies. Blood of your enemies’ unicorns. The usual.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:35

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HMM, That’s a weird question coming from someone that’s not an Oregonian. Have you tried microbrew or non-GMO coffee with soy milk?

In all seriousness I just use normal shampoo and conditioner and comb some argon oil through it, the argon oil will keep it soft.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:36

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HMM, That’s a weird question coming from someone that’s not an Oregonian. Have you tried microbrew or non-GMO coffee with soy milk?

In all seriousness I just use normal shampoo and conditioner and comb some argon oil through it, the argon oil will keep it soft.

TheHondaBro > blacktruck18 01/23/2017 at 16:38

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I already use regular shampoo. I’ll try the argan oil.

TheHondaBro > jimz 01/23/2017 at 16:38

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Same here. I thought I’d get some insight on better beard care products.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:39

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5-20w Mobil 1. Wash every 5,000 miles.

Wacko > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:41

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then you must try SnapUndersteer’s

he can bottle it for you or deliver it directly

TheHondaBro > Wacko 01/23/2017 at 16:44

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I’ve tried that too. It just made my beard unnecessarily large.

Wacko > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:46

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try this

zachaput > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:50

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I use this

  https://www.canyouhandlebar.com/collections/beard-soap/products/everyday-beard-soap

and then this for a conditioner

https://beardproducts.com/collections/beard-conditioner/products/beard-conditioner

Also,

jimz > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:52

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fair enough. mine’s actually starting to gray a little, so I don’t worry too much about it :)

superhead > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:56

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Yeah I just use normal shampoo.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:56

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Not really. I just learned that word this morning, and I was thrilled to have a use for it. As my mother always said, “Use a word in a sentence and it’s yours for life.”

smobgirl > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 16:58

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I do an apple cider vinegar rinse on my hair to make it soft and the internet seems to think it also works on beards.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 01/23/2017 at 17:08

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That’s very anthropological of you.

Monkey B > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 17:21

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Honest For Men Original Scent Beard Wash - 100% All Natural Ingredients - Best Beard Shampoo and Conditioner for a Healthy Beard - Hand Crafted in U.S https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017TFONQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_h64ZotCSptLtT

I use this stuff. Been for around a year. I’ve not seen my face since 2008. It’s my favorite I’ve used yet. For good hair stuff look at Reuzel. I use their shampoo and pomade... It’s from the scumbag barber guys in Holland.

shop-teacher > jimz 01/23/2017 at 17:32

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For about a year, every time I trimmed my beard, there were many gray hairs in it. So I knew it was graying, but when I just looked in the mirror, I couldn’t see it. All the sudden, in the last couple months, it’s like 1/4 gray. Funny how old creeps up on you like that. My mom once told me I had been 40 years old since I was 12, so I guess my face if finally catching up to my soul.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 01/23/2017 at 17:33

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So ... what’s it mean?

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 17:34

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Fear of dislike of beards.

shop-teacher > Jcarr 01/23/2017 at 17:34

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That’s how my grandpappy did it.

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 17:35

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This I learned today: there is such a thing as beard shampoo.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 01/23/2017 at 17:35

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Huh. Hard to believe that’s common enough to have a name. People are weird.

barnie > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 17:39

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For 40some years I’ve not owned a razor. For that same period, I’ve used a ‘Buff Puff’ like pad and Dr Bronner’s Castille Soaps all over. Peppermint in the summer (tingles the nethers!) and Almond or Eucalyptus in the winter. Formula has changed little in all those years.

And now that I keep my hair short, I tossed out my last comb! #2 guard on a cheap Wahl takes 10 minutes or so to keep my head and beard trimmed.

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 17:55

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OK.

The Compromiser > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 18:59

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Damn hippy....

TheHondaBro > The Compromiser 01/23/2017 at 19:00

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If it makes you feel any better, I like V10 engines.

The Compromiser > TheHondaBro 01/23/2017 at 19:05

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Only if you attach a Braun to it.

Roundbadge > jimz 01/23/2017 at 19:34

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Hear, hear!

I keep it short, and just use H&S. I can’t deal with long hair anymore (once went 2 years without a haircut...never again...), so ‘beard care’ isn’t something I spend a lot of time thinking about.

Roundbadge > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 19:36

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The grey on my face started when I was 25, and has now (at age 41) taken over about 30% of my beard. It’s starting to venture higher on my head, and I’m even noticing grey nose hairs. It’s a bit disturbing.

shop-teacher > Roundbadge 01/23/2017 at 20:15

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I’m 35. I’ve been seeing grey hairs in my beard trimmings for a couple years, but only recently can I see it when I look in the mirror.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 02/08/2017 at 01:02

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Yo! How’s it going? Can’t say I have an opinion on beard shampoos, per se, but

I’m not really here to talk about beards.

ETA: Thank you.