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Brace thyselves...
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“Doesnt go too far enough” is my favorite phrase re: politics
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My titanium tax goes far enough, but not to far.
#VoteUndecidedName2018
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I prefer Hilary’s use of the word “misremembered” when faced with evidence against her tall tale of being shot at in the Middle East many moons ago.
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Mistakes were made; lessons were learned.
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Ok I smoked. But I did not inhale.
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I did not have sex with that woman.
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Scoob 2018 - Vote for a poop, literally
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I did, twice!
Heyoo! :]
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You are misremembering the story. It was Bosnia.
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Damn, just call me Shill-berg
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It’s not sex if you are not married!
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And if you’re married, there’s just no sex.
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“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.” Donald Rumsfeld
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Reminds me of my favorite line about marriage from a bad movie. Married guy is trying explain marriage to a bachelor and says:
Imagine a prison, then don’t change anything.
Luckily, my wife laughed at part.
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Incorrect.