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Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
01/22/2017 at 17:51 • Filed to: None

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from road and track

Panamera wagon. Ernffffffff...

Discuss.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 17:55

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As great as that is, I think the V90 looks better.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 17:55

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Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
01/22/2017 at 17:58

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Oh, I completely agree on the appearance. It’s just that the Volvo isn’t likely to hit 200.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 18:01

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It’s like a flattened Cayenne. Looks alright.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > TheHondaBro
01/22/2017 at 18:02

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Everyone knows you don’t look at the Ark!


Kinja'd!!! UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 18:03

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(Insert reply about buying it after someone else gets the depreciation hit)

That about covers it


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
01/22/2017 at 18:05

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I know I’ve got fuck-all chance, but at least Porsche is giving us a chance. Audi never gave us the opportunity with the RS6 Avant, beyond the 25 year rule, at least.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 18:08

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It’s the Todd Howard of car designs.

It just works.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 18:10

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Make that rear window about 25 degrees more upright and we’ll talk.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/22/2017 at 18:13

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I’m with you on that. My favorite wagon is the Volvo 850R. It’s a racing shoebox, and it’s glorious.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > gin-san - shitpost specialist
01/22/2017 at 18:15

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I’m “meh” on the design, but the performance specs... on what’s near enough to a wagon to count? Yes, please.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 18:31

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I will happily buy one in 15 years when they are $25k.


Kinja'd!!! UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 22:39

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I’m not saying I do either. Maybe in 10-15 years if new ones were still around. Just figured I’d get the normal oppo response out of the way


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/22/2017 at 23:17

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For this, I’ll wait 5 years for proper depreciation to set in and pick it up for like $40k.

I wouldn’t buy a regular Panamera.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
01/22/2017 at 23:17

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Done.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > The Lurktastic Opponaught
01/23/2017 at 05:57

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This is a hatchback. They just can’t call it that and still ask for 300k.

Its also a concept. Watch them water it down