![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:08 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Your three choices are the GLS63 AMG with (585 HP), the Lamborghini Jalpa (255HP) and the Citroen C5 Break V6 (211HP)
These are the choices, go.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:11 |
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DD: Overpowered soccer mom mobile, with stick figure family on back
Track: Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude
Burn: Like all French things the Citroen loves to smoke
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:13 |
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DD the Merc
Track the Jalpa (god I want one)
Burn the Citroen.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:13 |
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DD Cedes
Track Lambo
Burn That other car
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:14 |
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DD and track the Lambo. Burn the others. Life’s too short to be driving boring cars.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:18 |
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DD: 2016 Citroen C6
Track: Blown LS1 Jalpa
Burn: Mercedes Scourge of the earth mommobile ugly CUV thing
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:23 |
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Same but I’m keeping that stock Lambo V8
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:24 |
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DD: Lambo, because it’ll break at the track.
Track: AMG, because I can push Miatas and fox bodies out of the way.
Burn: French poo car
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:26 |
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I’d keep it mothballed on the shelf for when I am done racing it.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:28 |
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DD: Citroën
Track: Lambo
Burn: The Merc mini van.
Easiest choice, ever. Didn’t even have to think about it for more than a fraction of a second.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:36 |
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DD the GLS
Track the Jalpa, because it will break everywhere, might as well enjoy it.
Burn the French wagon
![]() 01/19/2017 at 14:51 |
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Same here.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 15:26 |
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DD the nuclear powered Mercedes bus.
Track the lambo.
Burn the French thingy.
![]() 01/19/2017 at 19:47 |
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Duh. This is best answer. Ahhhh, experiencing those hydropneumatics over all the stupid speed bumps at my school would just be a dream, that and the C5 doesn’t make everyone automatically assume that you’re a rich douche (just another anonymous car not sold in the United States...)
![]() 01/20/2017 at 00:57 |
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The GLS is a full-size SUV.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 10:44 |
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Yes, there are zero fucks given about it