Bro-truck Driver Gets Exactly What He Deserves 

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 01/09/2017 at 11:50 • Filed to: Ram, Brotruck, winter, Karma

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450X_FTW > Milky 01/09/2017 at 11:52

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No truck deserves this just because they look differently

#justiceforbrotruck

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Milky 01/09/2017 at 11:53

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something something 4wd something doesn’t help you stop on snow better something

S65 > Milky 01/09/2017 at 11:53

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How’d he do that? I’m kinda impressed...

HammerheadFistpunch > 450X_FTW 01/09/2017 at 11:53

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Idiots who speed in the winter deserve this, and their trucks do too.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Milky 01/09/2017 at 11:54

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That’s why I trust stupid stanced cars over lifted trucks.

450X_FTW > HammerheadFistpunch 01/09/2017 at 11:55

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#allidiotsmatter or is it #noidiotsmatter ?

As for 60 mph vs 25 mph, like a bro truck, it’s all talk. I’m like 60% sure of it.

E90M3 > S65 01/09/2017 at 11:56

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We’re just mobbing at 60 while your cars are doing 25

I believe that’s what’s known as driving too fast for the conditions.

Milky > 450X_FTW 01/09/2017 at 11:56

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Truck deserved better, owner does not.

Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube > Milky 01/09/2017 at 11:59

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So much for mobbing at 60! LOL

DipodomysDeserti > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:01

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That front end looks like a Silverado and an F150 had an inbred child. Looks to be a dodge though?

Milky > DipodomysDeserti 01/09/2017 at 12:03

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Yea, last gen Dodge Ram with aftermarket lights/grill.

Wacko > 450X_FTW 01/09/2017 at 12:06

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I see many Trucks going way over the limit in winter.

I also mostly see trucks in the ditches in winter too.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:07

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Were those taken 2 hours apart? What a fucknugget.

jimz > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:07

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hideous aftermarket lights, even.

jimz > S65 01/09/2017 at 12:08

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those aren’t snow tires. Mr. Shallow Gene Pool apparently didn’t know that 4x4 doesn’t help you steer or stop.

jimz > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:10

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he must have been getting hammered on FaceBook, I can’t find his page.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jimz 01/09/2017 at 12:14

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4x4 doesn’t help you steer or stop.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2017 at 12:15

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You’re right. The stanced car is less likely to roll over.

functionoverfashion > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:15

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After a snowy ~40 mile highway commute the other day, my wife texts me from work, “Made it to work. Only cars off the road were pickup trucks.” She was in my wagon with snow tires, driving like a normal human being.

Edit: Oh, and holy crap you brag about driving like a lunatic in the snow, this IS what you should get.

450X_FTW > Wacko 01/09/2017 at 12:16

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For me it’s the people in the $50k + SUV. They put all their faith into the electronic aides that help keep them on the road and prevent crashing, and exceed those limits, greatly.

Wacko > 450X_FTW 01/09/2017 at 12:18

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I live in Northern Canada, so every other car here is a F150, GM twin or a Ram.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:28

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Hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha. Oh that’s classic.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/09/2017 at 12:29

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But even more likely to have the completely wrong tires on the car. Stretched UHP all seasons dont do too well in the winter.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:30

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What is mobbing supposed to mean? GET OFF MY LAWN

Berang > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:32

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Pickup trucks are good in snow right? That’s what they’re known for being good in, slippery conditions. Common knowledge.

superhead > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/09/2017 at 12:39

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Plus if you can’t make it out of your driveway, your chances of wrecking decrease even more dramatically.

Pickup_man > DipodomysDeserti 01/09/2017 at 12:41

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Looks like the snow is covering the top of the light, it just blends in with the white truck so well that it looks like it’s supposed to be that way.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:50

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Given the geo-tagging on the shots looks like one of the many bro-trucks running around the Portland, OR metro area. It’s amazing how many of these are out there - of course there are true trucks that get plenty of outdoor and farm use, and I know quite a few people who have trucks for just that. But also way too many have ridiculous blinding lights, stupid lifts, ridiculous wheels, and so many “look cool” add ons. And more than a few of them drive like absolute tools too. I seriously wonder how these people justify that kind of expense on something meant for nothing, if not little, more than appearances.

fintail > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:51

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Beaverton huh. A paradise of contrasts.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Milky 01/09/2017 at 12:54

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On the facebook group for one of my cars, there was some discussion about 4WD helping you to get going, but it doesn’t help you to stop.

My response:

“Subaru drivers often have to learn this the hard way.

Very little stops them, including their own brakes.”

Land_Yacht_225 > Milky 01/09/2017 at 13:13

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I went out on Saturday in my rear wheel drive German barge, which makes something like 500 hp, on all season tires and was passing everybody, including brodozers, because I’m from Wisconsin and I learned to drive in this shit. North Carolina drivers suck. Worst offender was a white lifted 4WD Hummer H2 with offroad tires doing 14 miles an hour on highway 70. I mean come on, it’s just ridiculous!

Milky > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/09/2017 at 13:15

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“It’s amazing how many of these are...” Well now there is one less.

McMike > Milky 01/09/2017 at 13:19

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Are these your screenshots, or did you find them somewhere else? I would love to believe that this was true.

Frenchlicker > Milky 01/09/2017 at 13:26

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I remember one bro truck driver getting pissed at me for mocking his low pro “mud tires.” He said that unlike my XJ he can’t fit big tires on his truck stock. I replied that going with the low pro tires makes so much sense, large rims are great off-roading at the mall.

Frenchlicker > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2017 at 13:27

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I’ll agree with that. Plus stance people put more effort in than just bolt ons.

Milky > McMike 01/09/2017 at 13:31

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Nope, stolen from a facebook car group. Im just going to assume they’re real for my happiness.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Milky 01/09/2017 at 13:53

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hahahahahah.......HAHAHAHAHHA

Frank Grimes > Milky 01/09/2017 at 13:53

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I want a magazine or youtube channel to do a proper test of 4x4 truck vs 4x4bro truck to put shame in the game of those stupid bros and their stupid pointless crap.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225 01/09/2017 at 14:33

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It’s funny when someone who learned to drive in actual winters goes somewhere where people aren’t used to snow. My S600 is undriveable in the snow or slush or rain or heavy humidity due to the tires but that’s a different story.

RazoE > Milky 01/09/2017 at 15:16

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Reminds me of this:

Love when douche drivers get what they deseve without injuring anyone else.

RazoE > Frank Grimes 01/09/2017 at 15:18

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like that’d matter, brah.

Milky > RazoE 01/09/2017 at 15:54

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Feels good.

nermal > jimz 01/09/2017 at 16:19

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They’re mud tires, which are barely behind bald tires and slicks for being terrible choices for winter traction.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 01/19/2017 at 11:18

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Trucks don’t bro-ify. Bros bro-fiy trucks.