Prepare Yourself, Jalopnik

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 01/03/2017 at 15:32 • Filed to: Jalopnik

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This Mustang driver just preregistered for the Kart2Kart event this Saturday. And since I won a free practice run at last year’s event, I’ll be working on my karting skills for maximum C&C’ing Thursday.

Did I mention I’ve never done karting before? This can only go so well!! ^_^

Who else is going?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 15:37

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The karting won’t be dangerous. However, if you let the Boostang watch it will want to join in, and will come onto the track to “play” like a great dane. There will be blood.

Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 15:43

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Post everyone’s times! I cant make it but I want to know.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/03/2017 at 15:43

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I’ve only one thing to say to that.....

ZOINKS!! (^_^)

jimz > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 15:54

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I went last year for a bit, but didn’t race, just to hang out for a bit. was a bit put off when the Jalopnik writers arrived and just stood in a small circle for half an hour talking to each other, ignoring everyone else.

S65 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 16:29

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I’ve been karting a couple times, I’m not,fast but i always did have fun

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jimz 01/03/2017 at 17:06

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I was there too! How’d I not bump into you? I arrived late and just watched and talked to everyone. Talked with all the writers and had a selfie and them sign my 944. I had fun. How long did you stay? Did you at least stay for the BMW 8-series question? :p

Ssfancyfresh > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 17:08

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The last time I left Kart2Kart, I was so amped up I almost drove into the side of the building. I also attempted to make the turn onto eastbound M-59 from old Van Dyke at 60 mph without lifting. In a Cavalier.

Be careful.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 17:09

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I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to make it this year. I hope so, but I just won’t know until later this week.

jimz > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 19:17

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no I bailed before anyone even hit the track. I looked around, thought “what the hell am I doing here” and left.

besides, since I don’t know what you look like I doubt I’d have recognized you anyway :p

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jimz 01/03/2017 at 21:00

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I was the only black guy there. You couldn’t miss me even if you’re colorblind lol. Will you be attending this weekend?

jimz > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 21:37

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no fucking way.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jimz 01/03/2017 at 21:40

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Fair enough.

jimz > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/03/2017 at 21:43

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my grandmother is going into hospice care in the next few days, so I’m really not concerned with hanging around those insular, clueless, skinny-jeaned, horn-rimmed, millenial Jalopnik assholes right now.