Oppo Census 2016.2 Results

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01/18/2017 at 00:00 • Filed to: Oppo Census, Census, Survey, Form

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612 people responded this time! To celebrate, here’s a 612:

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What is your gender?

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582 / 95.1% answered male.
10 / 1.6% answered other.
7 / 1.1% answered female.
4 / 0.7% answered gender fluid/non-binary.
4 / 0.7% chose not to specify.
3 / 0.5% answered agender.
2 / 0.5% answered trans female.

What is your age?

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158 / 25.8% answered 26-30.
151 / 24.7% answered 21-25.
93 / 15.2% answered 31-35.
60 / 9.8% answered 17-20.
54 / 8.8% answered 36-40.
36 / 5.9% answered 41-45.
18 / 2.9% answered 46-50.
16 / 2.6% answered 13-16.
9 / 1.5% answered 51-55.
9 / 1.5% chose not to specify.
3 / 0.5% answered 65+.
2 / 0.3% answered 56-60.
2 / 0.3% answered 61-65.

Where do you currently live?

- Americas

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541 / 97.1% answered North America (Canada, USA, Mexico)
5 / 0.9% answered Central America (Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama)

5 / 0.9% answered South America (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Falkland Islands, French Guiana, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Suriname, Uruguay, Venezuela)

3 / 0.5% answered Caribbeans (Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados, Bonaire, Cayman Islands, Cuba, Curacao, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Windward Islands)

3 / 0.5% said their country was not listed.

- Europe

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15 / 31.3% responded as British Isles/Britain and Ireland (Guernsey, Ireland, Isle of Man, Jersey, UK)

9 / 18.8% answered Benelux (Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg)

6 / 12.5% answered Germany

3 / 6.3% answered France

3 / 6.3% answered Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway, Sweden)

2 / 4.2% answered Balkan Peninsula (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Greece, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Romania, Serbia)

2 / 4.2% answered Central Europe (Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Liechtenstein, Poland, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Vatican City)

2 / 4.2% answered Nordic (Finland, Iceland)

1 / 2.1% answered Baltics (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania)

1 / 2.1% answered Iberian Peninsula (Andorra, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain)

1 / 2.1% answered Poland

3 / 6.3% said their country was not listed.

- Africa

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1 / 16.7% answered Eastern Africa (Burundi, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Kenya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mauritius, Mayotte, Mozambique, Reunion, Rwanda, Seychelles, Somalia, South Sudan, Sudan, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe)

1 / 16.7% answered Northern Africa (Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Morocco, Sudan, Tunisia, Western Sahara)

1 / 16.7% answered Western Africa (Benin, Burkina Faso, Côte d’Ivoire, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea-Bissau, Guinea, Liberia, Mali, Mauritania, Nigeria, Niger, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Togo)

3 / 50% said their country was not listed.

- Asia

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3 / 30% answered Eastern Asia (China, Hong Kong, Macau, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, Mongolia, Taiwan)

2 / 20% answered Western Asia (Bahrain, Cyprus, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, UAE, Yemen)

1 / 10% answered Southeastern Asia (Brunei, Cambodia, East Timor, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam)

1 / 10% answered Southern Asia (Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Nepal, Maldives, Pakistan, Sri Lanka)

3 / 30% said their country was not listed.

- Oceania

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11 / 77.3% answered Australia/New Zealand

1 / 6.7% answered Polynesia (American Samoa, Cook Islands, Easter Island, French Polynesia, Niue, Norfolk Island, Pitcairn Islands, Rotuma, Samoa, Tokelau, Tonga, Tuvalu, Wallis and Futuna)

3 / 20% said their country was not listed.

- If in the US, where?

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94 / 18.9% answered Great Lakes (WI, MI, IL, IN, OH)

88 / 17.7% answered Southeast (KY, WV, VA, AR, TN, NC, SC, LA, MS, AL, GA, FL)

76 / 15.3% answered Far West (WA, OR, CA, NV)

63 / 12.7% answered Mideast (NY, PA, NJ, MD, DE)

48 / 9.7% answered Southwest (AZ, NM, OK, TX)

45 / 9.1% answered Plains (ND, SD, MN, NE, IA, KS, MO)

40 / 8% answered New England (ME, NH, VT, MA, CT, RI)

29 / 5.8% answered Rocky Mountains (MT, ID, WY, UT, CO)

10 / 2% answered Washington D.C.

3 / 0.6% answered Hawaii

- If in Canada, where?

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23 / 46.9% answered Ontario
9 / 18.4% answered British Columbia
7 / 14.3% answered Alberta
4 / 8.2% answered Quebec
2 / 4.1% answered Manitoba
2 / 4.1% answered Newfoundland and Labrador
2 / 4.1% answered Nova Scotia

Do you follow any motorsports?

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Do you watch any of the following?*

*Top Gear with Chris Evans, Top Gear with Sacked Chris Evans, and The Grand Tour were not on air/online by the time the census was opened, and adding it afterwards would “corrupt” these results a bit

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Are you subscribed to any magazines?

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What made you become a gearhead?

There were over 200 responses for these text input fields, many of which are similar. Basically:

Dad/Mom/relatives/family members, family member’s car, toys/racing games, TV/movies, engineering, born into it, racecars, watching F1/Indy 500/etc, “Driving is fun.”, racing/rallying, “Pope” (what does the Pope drive?), “The liberal media.”, “I’m too cheap to pay for a mechanic.”

How often do you make posts on Oppo?

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150 / 24.5% answered Randomly
108 / 17.6% answered Few times a week
102 / 16.7% answered Every few weeks/monthly
102 / 16.7% answered Never
83 / 13.6% answered Rarely
67 / 10.9% answered Every day, or nearly every day

How long have you been on Oppo?

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333 / 54.4% answered 1-3 years

129 / 21.1% answered 4-6 years

43 / 7% answered 7-11 months

34 / 5.6% answered 3-6 months

31 / 51.% answered I’m an Oppo O.G.

24 / 3.9% answered 7+ years

18 / 2.9% answered Less than 3 months

Are you greyed on Oppo? (Your comments appear in “Pending” section)

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498 / 81.4% answered No
114 / 18.6% answered Yes

What would you rate Oppo?

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What would you rate the FP (Jalopnik)?

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These are a few of Oppo’s most popular posts. Pick one.

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160 / 26.1% answered Blackbird

114 / 18.6% answered Steve Lehto

77 / 12.6% answered Cheap LS engine swap

61 / 10% answered Why Your Car Sucks

60 / 9.8% answered Washing Machine Enthusiast

48 / 7.8% answered Mazda Miata

43 / 7% answered Toyota Land Cruiser

25 / 4.1% answered Turbo Tattoo

24 / 3.9% answered Two Wheels Good

How are the mods doing?

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Is there anything you’d like to see more of on Oppo?

Cars, bikes, project cars/build threads, DIY/how-to’s, technical/in-depth writeups, content/not-shitposts (oops), QOTD, racing, “People reviewing their own not regular cars (Tatras, Peugeots, DS)”, shitposts, reviews, hour rule, Zoidberg, dogs, “People buying horrible cars”, “More openness to off topic posts. When I joined Oppo was the off topic forum which I why I enjoyed it.”, cats, swaps, NSFW, Puffalumps, Oppo meetups, Overlanding, and wagons.

Is there anything you’d like to see less of on Oppo?

Politics, nothing, shitposts, drama, cars (???), Blackbird, Miatas, Scoob, stance, theme days, transphobia, SJWs, Hondabro, sexism, music, single word/picture posts, hour rule, Prius, whining, Polandball, certain members, inside jokes, cliques, crossposts, and “Less contriveral stuff I don’t like seeing my favorite community mad :(”

Four Wheels ____?

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600 / 98% answered Good
10 / 1.6% answered Meh
2 / 0.3% answered Bad

Two Wheels ____?

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315 / 51.5% answered Good
231 / 37.7% answered Meh
66 / 10.8% answered Bad

Do you ride a motorcycle/scooter/etc?

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406 / 66.3% answered No
107 / 17.5% answered Sometimes
38 / 6.2% answered Yes (for everything)
7 / 1.1% answered Yes (for work/commuting)
54 / 8.8% gave a different answer

Do you ride a bicycle?

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211 / 34.5% answered Sometimes
192 / 31.4% answered No
132 / 21.6% answered Yes (for exercising)
36 / 5.9% answered Yes (for everything)
18 / 2.9% answered Yes (for work/commuting)
23 / 3.8% gave a different answer.

Do you take public transportation?

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254 / 41.5% answered No
148 / 24.2% answered Sometimes
126/20.5% answered It’s no good in my area/other reason
54 / 8.8% answered Yes
30 / 4.9% gave a different answer

Do you have a driver’s license?

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588 / 96.1% answered Yes
11 / 1.8% answered No
8 / 1.3% answered Permit/learning/etc
4 / 0.7% gave a different answer

What is your view on donks?

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336 / 55.1% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
258 / 42.3% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
16 / 2.6% answered Best way to mod cars!

What is your... stance... on stanced cars?

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361 / 59.4% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
233 / 38.3% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
14 / 2.3% answered Best way to mod cars!

What is your view on brodozers?

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366 / 60.1% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
232 / 38.1% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
11 / 1.8% answered Best way to mod cars!

How many speeding tickets have you gotten in the past year?

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468 / 76.5% answered 0
81 / 13.2% answered 1
21 / 3.4% answered 2
8 / 1.3% answered 3
6 / 1% answered 6+
28 / 4.6% do not have a vehicle

How often do you drive/ride?

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538 / 87.9% answered Every day, or nearly every day
26 / 4.2% answered Few times a week
22 / 3.6% answered Randomly/whenever I need to
5 / 0.8% answered Few times a month
2 / 0.3% answered Weekends only
10 / 1.6% gave a different answer
9 / 1.5% do not have a vehicle

About how many miles/kilometers do you drive/ride in a year?

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264 / 43.1% answered 10,000 - 19,000 mi / 16,000 - 31,000 km

130 / 21.2% answered 5,000 - 9,000 mi / 8,000 - 15,000 km

93 / 15.2% answered 20,000 - 29,000 mi / 32,000 - 47,000 km

46 / 7.5% answered Less than 5,000 mi / Less than 8,000 km

36 / 5.9% answered 30,000 - 39,000 mi / 48,000 - 63,000 km

18 / 2.9% answered 40,000 - 49,000 mi / 64,000 - 79,000 km

11 / 1.8% answered 50,000+ mi / 80,000+ km

14 / 2.3% do not have a vehicle

How many vehicles do you currently own?

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187 / 30.6% answered 1
180 / 29.4% answered 2
110 / 18% answered 3
51 / 8.3% answered 4
23 / 3.8% answered 5
11 / 1.8% answered 10+
9 / 1.5% answered 7
5 / 0.8% answered 6
4 / 0.7% answered 8
31 / 5.1% answered 0

How many vehicles have you ever owned in your entire life?

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66 / 10.8% answered 1
62 / 10.1% answered 3
57 / 9.3% answered 2
56 / 9.2% answered 4
47 / 7.7% answered 20+
46 / 7.5% answered 5
45 / 7.4% answered 6
35 / 5.7% answered 10
31 / 5.1% answered 7
28 / 4.6% answered 11
27 / 4.4% answered 8
18 / 2.9% answered 9
16 / 2.6% answered 15
15 / 2.5% answered 12
12 / 2% answered 13
8 / 1.3% answered 17
8 / 1.3% answered 14
6 / 1% answered 16
2 / 0.3% answered 19
2 / 0.3% answered 18
25 / 4.1% answered 0

What brand is your motorcycle/etc from?

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What brand is your vehicle from?

(Ignore the bold text, those are just labels I had to put back myself)

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What time period is it from?

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What color is it?

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What kind of motorcycle/etc is it?

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What kind of automobile is it?

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What engine does your motorcycle/etc have?

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What engine does your car have?

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Is your motorcycle/etc a two-stroke or four-stroke?

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Is your car a two-stroke or four-stroke?

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What is your motorcycle/etc fueled by?

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What is your car fueled by?

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Is your motorcycle/etc naturally aspirated?

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Is your car naturally aspirated?

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What is your motorcycle’s/etc engine displacement?

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What is your car’s engine displacement?

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Where is your car’s engine located?

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What transmission type does your motorcycle/etc have?

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What transmission type does your car have?

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How many gears does your motorcycle/etc have?

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How many gears does your car have?

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Where is your car’s shifter located?

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Is your car’s shifter a lever?

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What drivetrain does your motorcycle/etc have?

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What drivetrain does your car have?

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If you have a 4WD car, does it have diff lockers?

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If you have ONE(/no) car, how much does it weigh?

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If you have multiple cars, how much does your LIGHTEST car weigh?

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If you have multiple cars, how much does your HEAVIEST car weigh?

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What is the current mileage/kilometerage(?) on your DD (daily driver)? If you bought it used, how many miles/kilometers did you drive on it?

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Does your car have an auto-stop/start function?

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Do you use physical buttons/knobs/switches to control the AC/radio/etc?

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Does your car’s interior pipe in a fake engine noise? (NOT noise cancelling)

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Does your car have manual windows?

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Does your car have an infotainment system? (IE SYNC, iDrive, COMAND, etc)

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How many seats does your car have?

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Does your car have an electric handbrake?

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What side is the fuel cap/plug-in port located?

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How do you measure the air in your tires?

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How many exhaust tips do you have?

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What side is the exhaust on?

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When you are at home, where do you park your car?

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Lastly, is there anything you’d like to tell me?

Nothing/no, *Insert entire Blackbird post here*, “What the hell is an AWD motorcycle?”, numerous variations of “I’m pregnant”, “We should have regional OPPO meets, specifically New England OPPO meets in the summer.”, your mom jokes, “You’re a poo”, Miata, VTEC, Harambe, *Insert random song lyrics here*, How can I get ungreyed, “OMG THIS WAS LONG”, “LAND ROVER > LAND CRUISER”, “Fuck your couch”, “Abarth 500”, “2016 Focus ST”, “Saab > Others”, “MGB-GT, a MR2 Sypder, a WRX and a WRX STi”, “Selecting “no vehicle at all” so many times has made me bitter” (tell me about it!), “My mom drives a Volvo C30 Polestar and a brown Volvo wagon (V60 CC).”, “No question regarding participation in track events? I am disappoint.”, “2015 Honda Fit 6 speed, 1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged, 1986 Toyota Cressida Wagon manual swap, (past) 1990 Toyota Cressida”, “280zx is the best”, “07 SV650, 06 350Z and a 94 Wrangler”, “Hello scoob this is totally not aperson.”, “BRING BACK COMMUNISM TO OPPO”


DISCUSSION (100)


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:04

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How the hell did I miss the census? Next time, I’m in.

Also, you’re a poo.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:10

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Also missed this over university stuff.

Also ... 2 Veyrons amongst us, but no W12 owners? Come on.

If anyone has serious excess money around, I’m still able to accept undeserved gifts.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:14

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You fucks.

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Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:18

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ok who has a 9L car

i want it


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:23

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Someone has a Hindustan?

Also, two Paganis?

These are the folks we need more posts from.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 13:25

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You caught me.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:26

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Is there anything you’d like to see more of on Oppo? ...hour rule

Is there anything you’d like to less of on Oppo? ...hour rule

Yup... I think Oppo’s doin’ alright.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:27

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Yay data! Yay Scag!

Also, damn. We love Fords, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 13:28

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WE’RE SO DIVIDED


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > smobgirl
01/13/2017 at 13:28

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Zoidberg has an over-inflated sense of his cars.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
01/13/2017 at 13:28

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Probably one of them Euro truckers.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > smobgirl
01/13/2017 at 13:30

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Also a few Bugattis. I want to know why out of all the people with this sort of disposable income, not ONE has bought a Delorean.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:32

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#4cylindermasterrace

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:35

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Would the owners of the Donkervoort and the KTM x-bow please report to the front desk.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > m2m, apex detective
01/13/2017 at 13:37

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Veyron is a W16.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:37

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WHY ISN’T THIS COLORBLIND FRIENDLY!!!!!

Triggered

But seriously, I can’t read over half of the pie charts.


Kinja'd!!! facw > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
01/13/2017 at 13:43

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Pie charts are a bad way to display data anyway. And to be frank these are not easy to read even with good color vision.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:44

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6 Oppos living in Germany? I only know of two others and me plus 2 Americans stationed here. Who’s the sixth mysterious Oppo??


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:44

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I didn’t take this survey, results are invalid


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:46

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“LAND ROVER > LAND CRUISER”

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Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Alfalfa
01/13/2017 at 13:46

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Very valid question.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:47

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Hey Scoob! Quick question! For the number of smarts, are my two counted? Or did I do the re-take while I still only had one?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:55

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Fascinating. I can’t remember if I took this survey, but Fuldamobil isn’t up there, so maybe I didn’t. Who owns the Borgward?


Kinja'd!!! Out, but with a W - has found the answer > scoob
01/13/2017 at 13:55

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What the hell is an AWD motorcycle?

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Kinja'd!!! TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:01

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Less music and poland ball? Grumble grumble grumble


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:02

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Users will be banned until the Mod ratings improve


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 14:03

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Hour rule is the Trump of Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 404 - User No Longer Available
01/13/2017 at 14:05

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WE V8'S HAVE MORE CYLINDERS THAN YOU 4BANGER BROS COMBINED

V8MASTERRACE


Kinja'd!!! McMike > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 14:05

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“Certain members” could also be you but they were shy.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > McMike
01/13/2017 at 14:06

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*crying intensifies*


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > 404 - User No Longer Available
01/13/2017 at 14:08

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Hold the phone, who answered W16?!


Kinja'd!!! McMike > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:08

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No inside jokes?

Sorry, but that’s sometimes what makes a community. If whomever mentioned that doesn’t get a inside joke sometimes, just ask.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Mercedes Streeter
01/13/2017 at 14:09

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We need to do a new census.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
01/13/2017 at 14:10

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If you could see the colors you still couldn’t read them, over half of them have multiple entries that are the same color.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:10

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Subaru has 3.4% marketshare in the the US yet 13.2% Opposhare.

SUBARU ARMY REPRESENT!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Jcarr
01/13/2017 at 14:11

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Look, JCarr, just because Hour Rule posts obsessively at 3 in the morning every damned night doesn’t mean Hour Rule is an insecure, bloviating, whiny Cheeto man-baby that’s just itching to nuke us all to Kingdom come. Come on, now. Why you gotta play Hour Rule like that?


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 14:15

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Those who purport to hate Hour Rule are just lying to themselves. Hour Rule is love; Hour Rule is lyfe.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 14:16

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Hour rule post the best posts. Amazing posts! The amount of stars they get is yuge!

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Bigly.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:19

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Moar dogs


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:19

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Also, this: Is there anything you’d like to see less of on Oppo? “SJWs .... certain members...”

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Too, I’d like to amend my response to the “Is there anything you’d like to see more of on Oppo?” to include the following: More HondaBro..............’s cat. More cats in general, actually. Kittehs of Oppo, assemble!

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Kinja'd!!! area man > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:21

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Who are these sub-13 year olds? Christ I feel old.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Jcarr
01/13/2017 at 14:25

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Hour Rule posts get so many stars, kinja is running out of stars! All the biggest celebrities are playing on Hour Rule posts. All other posts are fake. Sad!


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
01/13/2017 at 14:25

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i want all the polandball.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Mercedes Streeter
01/13/2017 at 14:28

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You “beta tested” this version so I’m not sure when you had one or two.


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 14:29

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Stats don’t like bro


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/13/2017 at 14:29

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If you didn’t vote you can’t complain.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 14:31

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We need to make you a liked member again! :p :)


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:31

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I just have to figure out when I did the beta test, then I could extrapolate...nah too lazy lol


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > smobgirl
01/13/2017 at 14:34

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I tried to star your comment, but every time I clicked the star, the star count went down by one. I’m sorry.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Mercedes Streeter
01/13/2017 at 14:35

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It was in August! http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-loved-it-and-i-think-it-s-pretty-much-spot-on-fo-1785002729


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
01/13/2017 at 14:36

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Question: were you the person who said they were not aperson?


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:38

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LIES. There are only 3 that I know of. Myself, Landyacht, and J grabow


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:42

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Dammit! That means there’s 1 more smart owner in Oppo (smart svart sold theirs in between now and then) who’s quiet!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > smobgirl
01/13/2017 at 14:45

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*sniff sniff*

I smell voter fraud


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Jack Does Cars
01/13/2017 at 14:45

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maybe


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > scoob
01/13/2017 at 14:52

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The answers that I bet are significant out liers to the general population that stood out to me are the percentage of people with

1. I6 engines

2. Manual transmissions (not surprising though)

3. Manual windows

4. 2 seaters owned

Keep up the good work Scoob, the results are always fun to look through


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
01/13/2017 at 14:57

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Gotta love kinja.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > area man
01/13/2017 at 15:01

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Did it specify physical or mental age?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:06

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I want you on the 2020 Census committee immediately.


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:06

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Croatia is still a Balkan country GODDAMNIT!

Also, great work!


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:11

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Right, who the hell has a Borgward?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:15

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WHO THE HELL HAS THE BORGWARD?!??!??


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2017 at 15:20

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... who ever smelt it dealt it

but seriously, we need more powerful survey tools, so that if you click certain options a big box pops us that says SR20 and offers a upload button for photos


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:27

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I don’t remember answering a lot of these questions


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:30

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How did I miss this -_-


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > scoob
01/13/2017 at 15:35

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Based on this, we’d have an amazing NPS rating.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > McMike
01/13/2017 at 15:40

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I thought that was a reference to man sausage pics.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > TheHondaBro
01/13/2017 at 15:45

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Probably the Bugatti owners.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 15:47

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Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > McMike
01/13/2017 at 15:49

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A significant portion of responses seem to have come from grayed lurkers, so that probably has something to do with it.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > for Michigan
01/13/2017 at 15:50

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YASSS!! Hello lil guys! (or gals).


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 15:52

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Guy on left (Tiger), gal on right (Tiramisu, or Su).

Literally just realizing right now that both of the cats have T-names. lol


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob
01/13/2017 at 16:08

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I think I called you a poo or Hondabro. I don’t remember.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 16:09

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To compromise, it should become the two-hour rule.


Kinja'd!!! AndyG_UK > scoob
01/13/2017 at 16:45

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Was the “Abarth 500" comment me, it sounds like something I would moan about (here in the old world they are just Abarth 500's, no dirty Fiat word in their name, even on registration documents!).

Made good reading though, now what you going to do with this valuable data? 


Kinja'd!!! Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Xyl0c41n3
01/13/2017 at 17:06

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In his new window!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > scoob
01/13/2017 at 17:23

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is your mom naturally aspirated?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Leadbull
01/13/2017 at 17:33

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Scoob Nibby 2020


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > scoob
01/13/2017 at 17:37

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HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT SIDE GAS CAP CAR OWNERS - LEFT SIDE GAS CAPS FO LYFE!


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > area man
01/13/2017 at 21:40

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I’m 16.


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > scoob
01/13/2017 at 21:45

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I find it ironic that Scoob made this survey, and yet we voted that we want to see less of him on OPPO. COULD THE TROLLS PLEASE STEP FORWARD!!


Kinja'd!!! area man > Racin'Jason001
01/13/2017 at 22:11

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Im only 11 years older than you and yet I cannot comprehend what life is like for someone your age these days.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > smobgirl
01/13/2017 at 22:11

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and a ktm!


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > area man
01/13/2017 at 22:24

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I worse than others my age. I have no phone, no social media besides OPPO, and yet I still deal with the hate of others. It is one of the worst and best experiences in ways I cannot fully explain.


Kinja'd!!! Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > scoob
01/14/2017 at 06:23

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Hey, I don’t know whether it’s the right time or the correct place but... Can i ask permission to post on Oppo?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob
01/14/2017 at 07:14

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i’d like to know what the other 28 brands of car people own.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > scoob
01/14/2017 at 07:41

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Prius

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Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > scoob
01/14/2017 at 09:02

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this is good oppo!

thanks for the time it took


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
01/14/2017 at 10:20

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Moar cat

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Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV
01/14/2017 at 10:37

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Welcome!

Respond to one of these threads:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/clubopenings

And read through this:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-slightly-revised-oppositelock-handbook-for-commenting-1750418920


Kinja'd!!! Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/14/2017 at 10:40

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Thank you, sir


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > smobgirl
01/14/2017 at 10:44

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And two Rufs.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
01/14/2017 at 10:46

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KURWA POST MORE POLANDBALL


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
01/14/2017 at 10:53

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Yay!!! 


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > scoob
01/14/2017 at 12:03

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Hey hey hey, I told you to follow me on IG and Id follow you back :(

Also I wanted to ask, why was wagon not listed in types of cars.

I’m living the jalopnik dream, 1.8T, AWD, wagon.

Just not stick :( and not diesel


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > Dusty Ventures
01/14/2017 at 12:21

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Someone also must have a Bugatti because someone optioned the W16...


Kinja'd!!! scoob > pip bip - choose Corrour
01/14/2017 at 13:47

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Me too, unfortunately I’d have to look through each and every single submission individually to see the answers, instead of all of them on one page.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > scoob
01/14/2017 at 15:56

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Hehe.

I inserted the entire Blackbird post


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
01/14/2017 at 16:29

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Nah, they’re all into the RHD JDM lyfe.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
01/14/2017 at 16:57

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