OPPOsaurus'a commute Rate R

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/29/2016 at 08:38 • Filed to: None

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For language and violent thought, many many violent thoughts

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this morning started great, I feel back asleep after i shut my alarm off. I only slept for another 15 minutes but I dont really have that built into my morning to get out of the house.

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apparently last night someone left a chick tied up in the woods off the highway so traffic was a bit fucked with that. Cars are lined up to get on the highway so at this point the on ramp is just a merge of two endless streams of car. well Mr Prius doesn;t under stand how traffic works. and wouldn;t let me in. so he decides to push me off the road. yep fuck you cuntface, fuck a grenade. At that point I was all set with fuckstick and was going to let it go (after yelling out the window some) well fuckstick didn’t want to let it go. Even though he was in too much of a rush to let me merge, he had the time to STOP on the highway and spew some bullshit in my general direction. well guess waht, I dont have time for that so half on half off the road, I drop the clutch and pull in front of him. Fuckstick gets in the next lanes, asks me if I know what yield means and his goes on his way probably feeling like an cool dude. fuck you

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i also stabbed myself in the finger last night trying to get the cuup holder trim off so every time I click the mouse I feel it.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 08:45

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What is it with Prius drivers?


Kinja'd!!! random001 > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 08:46

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So....we love you.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 08:49

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“apparently last night someone left a chick tied up in the woods off the highway”
we’re just glazing over this?!


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 08:50

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That’s what I was thinking. So many unanswered questions.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 08:53

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Apparently?


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 08:53

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Oh, you know. Yadda yadda yadda, things.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 08:58

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honestly thats all i know. she was naked, doesn;t sound like a good situation


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 08:58

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Keep a small gas can filled with water in your back seat. Next time someone does that, jump out and pour the water over your head and threaten to light yourself on fire. Obviously, you can’t do this while going to work, but weekend drivers deserve this shock as well.

Go forth and create WTF moments using these new tools. Good luck.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 09:00

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*looks suspiciously at opposaurus*


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > PatBateman
09/29/2016 at 09:03

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or always wear a fire suit and actually light yourself on fire


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > S65
09/29/2016 at 09:04

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everything


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > S65
09/29/2016 at 09:05

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Idk, but some seem way more awesome than douchy “auto enthusiasts”

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BRAAAP all the things!!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 09:06

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Not sure why somebody would tie a chick to a tree.

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > EL_ULY
09/29/2016 at 09:07

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theres always an exception to the rules, I feel like it took way more effort to get that thing anywhere near a competitive level.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > random001
09/29/2016 at 09:08

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much appreciated


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
09/29/2016 at 09:11

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I only trap ducklings in baskets. Totally different.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn
09/29/2016 at 09:13

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yea unfortunately thats not the situation...

heres a chick(en) on a tree (stick)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 09:18

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God help you if the same guy was driving a Lexus RX350, those fuckers are the worst.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > EL_ULY
09/29/2016 at 09:20

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Now I want a hybrid mid engine 2ZZ Prius


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 09:24

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And that’s where the true auto enthusiast shines over stubborn “elite” enthusiasts. That’s what I love about the Jalop life. Pure radness could be had in any car! :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > S65
09/29/2016 at 09:27

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It should have been a thing since forever. All the LeMans radness and victories for Toyota Hybrid needs to be applied to the road! Possible names?

Prius LM

Prius R-One

Prius TMS

Prius Gazoo R


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/29/2016 at 09:32

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ha no i was at my inlaws, after all the pregnancy talk and the stupid dating show they had on, i would have just run straight into the woods on never stopped


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > EL_ULY
09/29/2016 at 09:37

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The guy that does autox with his Prius in my region put an exhaust on it! I am both impressed that he would actually do that and annoyed at how terrible it sounds. He did beat me in PAX timing this week which always makes me laugh.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 09:38

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just tossed some key words of that in to google, no news articles. How does that not make the news?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > TysMagic
09/29/2016 at 09:39

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http://www.fox25boston.com/news/state-police-assisting-with-large-crime-scene-in-weymouth/451561986


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > PatBateman
09/29/2016 at 09:47

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I think I would be more inclined to pour it over the hood of their car....


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/29/2016 at 09:50

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scary


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/29/2016 at 10:04

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Might get you shot or run over. My way, you just make them shit their pants.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > ttyymmnn
09/29/2016 at 10:26

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So it doesnt run away?


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > PatBateman
09/29/2016 at 10:28

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More likely to make them drive away, but perhaps. What’s a little crazy among strangers?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/29/2016 at 11:20

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Where would they drive away to? TRAFFIC!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!