"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/25/2016 at 11:27 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
09/25/2016 at 11:27 • Filed to: None | 2
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One of my favorite things to do when I’m bored is to type “car sales” into Google Maps and then click around to various small car dealers. I just found one place called !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that sells salvage titles almost exclusively.
Obviously the first thing that I noticed was that some idiot apparently paid $3,500 for an XK8 (with perfect interior and exterior colors!) with 92k miles, because the market for XK8s is ridiculous and depressing.
But can you guess what model of car makes of the majority of this salvage title dealer’s inventory?
It’s not exactly the riddle of the sands. Go on, guess.
Is it... could it be...
Oh, yes.
And to think that all that carnage resulted from a single Cars and Coffee.
S65
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/25/2016 at 11:35 |
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Are you fucking serious
CB
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/25/2016 at 11:36 |
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One day, a Mustang veering into the crowd at a Cars and Coffee will be stopped by another out of control Mustang.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> S65
09/25/2016 at 11:37 |
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“Mustang salvage title dealer” is one of those business ideas where once you hear about it, you feel so stupid for not having come up with it first.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> CB
09/25/2016 at 11:38 |
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I’m pretty sure that that was the exact scenario that led to the second car’s salvage title.
Roadster Man
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/25/2016 at 11:40 |
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I wonder the amount of work entailed to make an “EZ Fixer!” driveable
Alfalfa
> CB
09/25/2016 at 11:51 |
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Mustang is a good guy with a Mustang.
wiffleballtony
> CB
09/25/2016 at 12:36 |
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That’s what the founding fathers intended.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/25/2016 at 14:36 |
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This would actually work if the prices weren’t total CP. I have a buddy who buys cars like these, but for under a grand. Fixes them up and sells them for 4-5k.