"Dru" (therealkennyd)
09/24/2016 at 15:34 • Filed to: None
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"Dru" (therealkennyd)
09/24/2016 at 15:34 • Filed to: None | 7
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I’ve probably had too much to drink. It’s only 3:30pm. AMA.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 15:40 |
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One of my worst experiences in life was going from school in Philadelphia where I could get Yuengling and a slice of pizza for $2 (oddly, you HAD to take the pizza) to working in New York where bars actually expected you to pay $6 a pint for Yuengling.
Luckily, now I live in New Jersey where I can buy 24-packs of Yuengling for $15.
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 15:42 |
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I just came back from a business trip in Dallas where you COULD NOT get any drink for less than $5. I’m glad I’m home to PA with cheap(er) bars.
So you gonna do some car repair now that you’re good and sloshed? I make my best decisions after 2-4 beers.
Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 15:44 |
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Im also too drunk, although its 8.45pm here. Whats yuengling like? Never tried it.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/24/2016 at 15:48 |
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Imagine a crappy beer you’ve had. Now double the quality, but keep the price the same. That’s Yuengling and it’s glorious.
whoarder is tellurium
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 15:56 |
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Damnit, I miss Yuengling beer.
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Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/24/2016 at 16:02 |
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That sounds like something I can get on board with.
TheHondaBro
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 16:03 |
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Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Why don’t they just make food stamps edible?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Flynorcal shifts in his bucket seats
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 17:24 |
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How’s things on the east coast?
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> Dru
09/24/2016 at 17:40 |
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I had to work till 2, then I hit the gym, so I’m playing catch up now.
Cheers, have some drinking music.
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Dru
> Honeybunchesofgoats
09/24/2016 at 17:51 |
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This is good yuengling story.
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Dru
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
09/24/2016 at 17:52 |
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I should. The Jeep is having a cooking problem.
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Dru
> Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/24/2016 at 17:53 |
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The best cheap beer you’ve ever had. That’s what Yuengling is.
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Dru
> whoarder is tellurium
09/24/2016 at 17:54 |
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One day I’m going to tour the country with a cooler full Of yuengling beer just for Oppos who’ve never had it
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Dru
> Flynorcal shifts in his bucket seats
09/24/2016 at 17:55 |
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It’s nice, but unbelievably humid.
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Dru
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
09/24/2016 at 17:56 |
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Thank you. I don’t know how many I’ve had. But I know I’m not going to drive myself anywhere.
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Dru
> TheHondaBro
09/24/2016 at 23:32 |
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I guess natural reaction to having something thrown at you.
Because they can repeat the same actions and get different results.
That I do not know.
I have to imagine they engineer the glue and bottle as such, otherwise the whole endeavor becomes pointless.
I think the story of Tarzan was written at a time before beards were socially acceptable.
I would imagine even the fattest man in the world needs to be somewhat ambulatory in being a hockey goalie
I don’t know about this one, what with the whole card situation now.
Because psychics are full of shit.
Because getting even feels good.
Because your were enough of a schmuck to want to abbreviate something, you should have to deal with the long word describing what you’re doing.
Because back in them days rings was hard to come by. Circly-finger-jigs is what we called em. We fashioned them out of wood and mud. Course that was if you could get ahold of good mud, what with the drought and all. We had to collect every drop of water we could come by, which wasn’t easy since everyone was barefoot then, and water would just soak into the skin.