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Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
09/17/2016 at 13:26 • Filed to: Fake Sayings

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“You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.” So true...just remember to pull off their wings, that way they’ll eat whatever the hell you give them.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind
09/17/2016 at 13:29

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... but why would I want flies?


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/17/2016 at 13:32

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Well would you rather have ants, because that’s how you get ants!


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Wobbles the Mind
09/17/2016 at 13:39

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I told a manager (jokingly) “you catch more flies with honey”, and without missing a beat he responded “but you catch more honeys when you’re fly!”. That guy was great.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind
09/17/2016 at 15:55

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I’d want dragonflies if anything. Dragonflies are cool. With a K.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
09/18/2016 at 19:28

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Watched this movie last night. Always sort of wanted to.

Was good.