Now I need a boat. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/13/2016 at 20:38 • Filed to: None

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I’m growing a beard, buying many turtlenecks, a 1979 Rolex Submariner and moving somewhere wetter.

S65 > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 20:42

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Land boat

ttyymmnn > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 20:45

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Do you know the two happiest days of a boat owner’s life?

CB > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 20:46

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The day they buy it and the day they sell it?

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 20:48

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The Sunday before the Last Monday in May and Taco Tuesday

My citroen won't start > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 20:48

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One of the saddest moments of my childhood was when my parents were forced to sell our Riva Olympic during the early 2000's recession.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 20:51

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Ayoy there skipper “My Boat starts but needs more stuff”

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 09/13/2016 at 20:52

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“My Riva won’t stay afloat”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 21:01

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That would be the day they buy it and the day they sell it.

ttyymmnn > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/13/2016 at 21:19

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That would.

ttyymmnn > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 21:19

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:(

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 09/13/2016 at 21:21

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Close enough.

Leadbull > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 21:33

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A used kayak is still a boat.

gmctavish needs more space > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 21:57

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Now that I've googled what those look like, my god those are gorgeous.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 22:10

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On Boating:
Seinfeld: “ You’re having a blast now. ”
Louis CK: “ Very happy. ”
Seinfeld: “ Why? ”
Louis CK: “ Because I didn’t used to be able to do this. But it’s amazing to me that you can just take a boat, and over time figure out all the shit. The more things you can do…you can go anywhere. I love that. ”

Despite his material’s darker subject matter, Louis CK is actually a humanist. If you’ve seen the last 3 episodes of the most recent season of Louie (which, put together, make one of the best movies you’ll ever see), you know that for him, self-betterment is the quickest path to true joy. Good life lesson there.

Louis CK: “ You shouldn’t buy a yacht unless you can afford 10 yachts. ”

Some financial advice from the guy who once bought a BMW on a credit card when he had literally no money.

DipodomysDeserti > My citroen won't start 09/13/2016 at 22:40

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You had a damn good childhood, my friend!

ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 23:37

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The day they buy it, and the day they discover that the previous owner left several kilos in a cavity in the bulkhead between the V-berth and the engine room?

ttyymmnn > ranwhenparked 09/14/2016 at 00:00

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Not what I was going for, but I like the way you think.

multiple wheels for each day of the week > My citroen won't start 09/14/2016 at 13:01

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Ahoy Polloi!!!

CaptDale - is secretly British > My citroen won't start 09/15/2016 at 12:18

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Ahoy, welcome to the Oppositeyacht Club. Do you have your membership papers?

My citroen won't start > CaptDale - is secretly British 09/15/2016 at 12:49

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yes

CaptDale - is secretly British > My citroen won't start 09/15/2016 at 13:14

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Sir, why are you presenting me with a Sizzler coupon?