Formula Oppo: The Need for Speed Pro Street Grand Prix of The Docks

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09/11/2016 at 21:54 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome back to Formula Oppo, Oppositelock’s very own Formula One fantasy game. It’s your weekly vacation from your shitty fantasy football league. This week we head back down to the docks for some street circuit racing, are you ready?

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Last time, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis Hamilton flubbed the start and lost the race right off the bat. Nico Rosberg ran away with the race, because of course he did. Vettel finished third in a disappointing race for Ferrari. Everything else was fast, yet boring. There’s always next year...

But first we must finish this season and this week we head to a high humidity zone, so watch out for those Takata airbags. The hot temperatures, high humidity and local electronics tend to reek havoc on the cars as well as the drivers. This is also a night race on a tight track known for its safety car deployments, so expect the unexpected.

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto Esteban Ocon

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

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My picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Curse: No curse.

The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in.

Good luck.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/11/2016 at 22:18

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Ricciardo


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/11/2016 at 23:40

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If they didn’t change Singapore Sling as often as they did, rFerrerF1 would have had a Mythic/Challenging Corner compilation.

Otherwise, hooray for Southeast Asian races!!!

Risking it this time: Ricciardo on pole, but second to Vettel, with Rosbrt in turd.


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/12/2016 at 14:24

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Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Kimi


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2016 at 07:30

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Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Ham loaf

2. Nico ‘berg

3. Daniel Ricci


Kinja'd!!! pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2016 at 11:56

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Since I have to go to my sisters wedding in aspen this weekend, i am putting my picks in early and blind....

q. ham sandwich
1. Lewis de sandwich de pork
2. Rosberg.. i use lewis as a turning bumper Rosberg
3. Riccardo


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/15/2016 at 20:03

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

No Curse!


Kinja'd!!! evo1980 > Wheelerguy
09/16/2016 at 00:20

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It’s the singapore sling, isn’t it meant to move all the time? preferrably down a uniform flight of stairs?

q. #blessed

1. Honey Badger, double shoey

2. #blessed

3. The finger

4. Iceman

5. Iceberg (Nico)

6. Defender of the Overtake/The Iceman Cometh Not/Gandalf, Wielder of the move under braking


Kinja'd!!! evo1980 > Wheelerguy
09/16/2016 at 00:21

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It’s the singapore sling, isn’t it meant to move all the time? preferrably down a uniform flight of stairs?

q. #blessed

1. Honey Badger, double shoey

2. #blessed

3. The finger

4. Iceman

5. Iceberg (Nico)

6. Defender of the Overtake/The Iceman Cometh Not/Gandalf, Wielder of the move under braking


Kinja'd!!! evo1980 > Wheelerguy
09/16/2016 at 00:28

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It’s the singapore sling, isn’t it meant to move all the time? preferrably down a uniform flight of stairs?

q. #blessed

1. Honey Badger, double shoey

2. #blessed

3. The finger

4. Iceman

5. Iceberg (Niçoise)

6. Defender of the Overtake/The Iceman Cometh Not/Gandalf, Wielder of the move under braking


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2016 at 08:19

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Q. HAM

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. RIC


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2016 at 11:58

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We’re losing competitors faster than F1 loses backmarker teams. Let’s get risky for a change.

Q. Verstappen

1. Verstappen

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Curse: Ocon


Kinja'd!!! Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2016 at 01:34

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q. ros

1. ham

2. ros

3. ric


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2016 at 05:44

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This is a tricky week... hmmm...

Pole: Nico

1: Vettel

2: Max

3: Lewis

I’m going for a curse this week: Danny K.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2016 at 08:26

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Q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Räikkönen