DD TRACK & BURN.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/07/2016 at 20:32 • Filed to: None

Quite simple, these are unloved cars. You have the targa Jalpa, the coupe Mondial T (the best Mondial by a large margin) and a base Porsche 924.

“It will burn itself” jokes will be punished with a death-visit from the Albanian Secret Police.

DISCUSSION (31)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:38

DD Mondial

Track 924 I’d prefer a later model. And damn you for not letting me have a S.

Burn Rocky’s lambo.

Nauraushaun > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:39

Burn the Porsche. Those things are hideous, all of them. The door is far too short, the rear pillar is all wrong, the sheet metal above the rear wheel is gross.

DD the Lambo because it’s not really a track car and I’d love to DD one (espesh the targa)

Track the Mondial I guess. Would be a bit of fun.

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:40

DD Jalpa

Track 924

Burn Mondial.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:41

DD the 924, because cheaper to fix.

Track the Jalpa, because flared fenders.

Burn the Mondial, because fivehead windshield.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:41

DD Lambo, even though it’ll suck.

Track Porsche cause it’s a decent performer.

Burn Ferrari, cause idk.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nauraushaun
09/07/2016 at 20:42

What you said about the 924 makes me sad. I love them so much. That big rear glass is amazing.

wiffleballtony > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:42

DD 924, Track Jalpa, Burn the Mondial

bhtooefr > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:44

The 924 is what the Scirocco was supposed to be. DD.

Track the Ferrari.

Burn the Jalpa.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:46

Track the Jalpa, DD the Jalpa, burn the Mondial. The 924 is nothing to me.

I don't understand why the Jalpa is unloved. That car is gorgeous.

Nauraushaun > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/07/2016 at 20:47

I’m sorry. I do like the idea of the big rear glass. I just think every single proportion on the car is wrong

S65 > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 20:49

DD Ferrari

Track Lambo

Burn Porsche

dogisbadob > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:04

DD the Audi VW Van

Track the LWB 348

Burn the Jalpapeño

Matt Nichelson > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
09/07/2016 at 21:04

This is the correct answer.

Saracen > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:04

DD Lambo

Track Mondial

Burn 924

gmctavish needs more space > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:08

DD the 924, because I have a soft spot for them and it’s easily the mist practical, track the Mondial because of this video

Regretfully burn the Jalpa.....as much as I find it striking and interesting, it’s not particularly good looking, and probably awful as a DD, and not much better on a track

If I don’t have to do normal car things with my DD, however, burn the 924 and DD the Jalpa. It may not be beautiful, but it is fantastic

Kinja'd!!!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Matt Nichelson
09/07/2016 at 21:14

I should have added that after you burn the Mondial, you should pour gas on the remains and burn them again.

Land_Yacht_225 > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:16

Daily the Mondial, and a Mondial 3.2 instead of a Mondial T because the Mondial 3.2 is waaaaaaaaaaaay better in terms of serviceability. The T may perform the best, but the new T layout required the egine and and transmission to come out for clutches and the like

Track the Jalpa because burn that VW powered, not-turbo 924 trash.

Matt Nichelson > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
09/07/2016 at 21:21

Indeed. That car is unloved for a good reason.

Hot Takes Salesman > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:43

DD the Jalpa, track the Porsche, conduct an informal plastics explosives test using the Mondial.

MM54 > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 21:57

Daily the Jalpa (and Mondial), Track the Mondial (and Jalpa). Sorry, 924.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 22:01

Daily the Japanese because it’s gorgeous. Track the 924 because idk why. And nothe my favorite ferrari so.....

Conan > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 22:42

DD Jalpa

Track Mondial

Burn 924 (and I like a bunch of non 911 Porsches)

boxrocket > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 22:44

Umm... Skip them all and get a... something... else... Like a... hmm...

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Ooh! F-Type, yeah. Or GT350.

LongbowMkII > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 22:52

DD/track Porsche.

Burn the others.

RallyWrench > My citroen won't start
09/07/2016 at 23:42

DD the Mondial because it’s actually a good car, track the Jalpa because why the hell not, and though it saddens me, burn the 924. They’re plucky little cars, but can’t compete at this level.