Ya' NASTY - Lexus GX/LX

"IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited) 09/02/2016 at 22:05 • Filed to: Ya' Nasty, Lexus GX, Lexus LX, Frankly who can even tell the difference, And who even cares

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I genuinely didn’t know the GX/LX were two different entities. I wish I still didn’t.

This is the Lexus GX:

This is the Lexus LX:

Apart from some subtle (yes I know that word has no place when talking about a Lexus design) fascia differences and different taillights, they are nigh indistinguishable.

But I feel their differences are best summed up by their taglines. The GX’s tagline is: Unlimited possibilities. Uncompromising standards . Par for the course luxury stuff.

But then the LX’s tagline is: Desire & Conquer. Friends, that is not a luxury tagline. That is the pull quote from an interview with a viking.

“I’m Thror Halffordsson with channel 6 news, here with Garsven Svensson after a legendary night of village-pillaging. Do you have anything to say to the viewers back home?”

*shifts mic*

“Desire & conquer!”

See.

Village-pillaging: NASTY

So, uhhh, GX. You know it’s not 1864 right? Mutton chops are OUT. They have been for 200 years. Mutton Chops; ya’ NASTY

And don’t think you get off easy, LX. I can’t figure out whether the main function of your grille is to provide cooling air to the engine or give a man the smoothest shave of his life. Lexus, the best a man can get.

Gillette-face: ya’ NASTY

And what’s wrong with your taillights, GX? They look like the bloodshot eyes of a drunk. They’re supposed to warn people of sudden stops, not your drinking problem. They’re supposed to say “I am slowing down now, best ease on the brakes” not “It’s only 11AM and I have already consumed an amount of alcohol most people would find reckless and inadvisable.”

And don’t you start laughing, LX! I see you with your parts bin Sienna lamps. Yeah, you should feel bad; you’re a disgrace. Also, ya’ NASTY

YA’ NASTY

Blondude > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 09/02/2016 at 22:16

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If you go on Oppo and expect people to back you up on hating on the Land Cruiser you’re gonna have a bad time.

Probenja > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 09/02/2016 at 22:28

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Well the LC Prado isn’t much better looking:

it just looks sad all the time.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Probenja 09/02/2016 at 22:37

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The grille makes me think of an old scary furnace.

pjhusa > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 09/02/2016 at 22:40

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One is a Land Cruiser Prado, the other is a Land Cruiser... prepare to put your flamesuit on.

not for canada - australian in disguise > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 09/02/2016 at 23:05

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Did someone who works for Lexus just shit in your morning coffee or something?

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/02/2016 at 23:20

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Idk but if i ever get a hold of the guy that was responsible for placing the oil filter and coolant reserve and fan shroud and exhaust on the 330 and 350 rx, we shall have words and i will not be responsible for any missing teeth or appendages post meeting

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/03/2016 at 00:57

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As a matter of fact, yes. While I was surprised by the sight of Lexus CEO Mark Templin squatting over my morning cuppa, I was more puzzled by the fact that I was drinking coffee, which I don’t like.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > pjhusa 09/03/2016 at 00:58

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I’ve just taken to wearing it permanently now.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Probenja 09/03/2016 at 00:58

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Awwwww, poor thing! Someone needs to wipe away those eye-goopies.