Good Dog or Dead Dog?

"Birddog" (maintmgt)
08/28/2016 at 01:37 • Filed to: None

Lloyd freaks me out often. If I napped as hard as him I’d wake up on a Coroner’s table.

DISCUSSION (11)

Svend > Birddog
08/28/2016 at 02:24

They sleep deeply but if they fart in their sleep they wake you ears pricked to attack looking around with a ‘what the hell was that?’ look on their face.

Birddog > Svend
08/28/2016 at 02:39

Yup. I know that look. Then the bugger looks at me like I did it.

Svend > Birddog
08/28/2016 at 02:49

Reminds me of a joke about a young guy who goes to have dinner for the first time at his girlfriend’s parents house. He isn’t feeling too well and constantly feels the need to break wind. He’s holding it in and eventually he can’t hold it in any longer and lets out a sneaky, purp. To his surprise the girlfriend’s mother shouts ‘Lloyd’. Looking next to him he sees the family dog next to his seat and thinks he’s gotten away with it and the dog has been blamed. His discomfort builds up again and again he lets out another but this time bigger fart. Again the mother shouts, ‘Lloyd, Lloyd’ but the dog remains where he is. The guy decides eventually to go for broke and lets out a monster fart, the mother again shouts, ‘Lloyd’, but continues to shout, ‘Lloyd get away from him before he shits on you’.

Birddog > Svend
08/28/2016 at 02:56

I think I woke the neighbors laughing at that one!

Svend > Birddog
08/28/2016 at 03:07

Happy to help fella.

If your awake then they should be too. It’s selfish of them to sleep while your not. :)

Birddog > Svend
08/28/2016 at 03:31

Tomorrow is a whole new day. I promise some form of video.

Svend > Birddog
08/28/2016 at 03:34

I though you might appreciate these U.K. TV ads.

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