"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/17/2016 at 20:02 • Filed to: Married Life
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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/17/2016 at 20:02 • Filed to: Married Life | 5
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Came home, paid the babysitter, and went looking for dinner instructions...this was what I found
I think I’m supposed to take up wrestling and also ease up on the veggies.
Update: turns out these are remnants of her college intern/life and these were just a few of the random things a crazy co-worker said that she felt were worth saving for posterity (she was right) and they surfaced today hunting for paper for our kids to color on. It makes a lot more sense now, since I’m not really a fruit and veggie guy anyway.
Monkey B
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:07 |
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I think these are very clear instructions....now grab an orange, some asparagus, tights and find a victim.
Steve in Manhattan
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:08 |
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This might be about farting ... just sayin’ ...
ttyymmnn
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:11 |
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If you’re looking for a great book, check out Undaunted Courage by Stephen Ambrose. It’s about the Lewis and Clark expedition. When the Corps of Discovery crossed the Great Plains heading west, they ate almost exclusively buffalo. The men were eating as much as nine pounds of red meat a day because it went right through them. When they got to the Rockies, there was no more meat and they had to survive on root vegetables. To a man, they bloated up with so much gas that it incapacitated most of the group until they got used to it.
vicali
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:22 |
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Maybe she was talking to the babysitter?
Pcm9799
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:23 |
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It’s obviously code. You need to break out the big guns for this.
BringBackTheCommodore
> Pcm9799
08/17/2016 at 20:26 |
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Let me introduce you to my friend, Nigma. Mr. E. Nigma.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:29 |
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The second image.... “ get up on a what and bark"
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BringBackTheCommodore
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:29 |
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If there’s some kind of hidden message there, I’m stumped. Something about veggies roasted on a gas grille and seasoned with wood chips, maybe?
Wacko
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2016 at 20:43 |
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Was wondering the same thing.
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Wacko
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:45 |
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Your wife wants something freaky tonight
RallyWrench
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 20:55 |
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This is about when I break out the Goldfish crackers.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Wacko
08/17/2016 at 20:56 |
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It’s bordering on illegible.
BigBlock440
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2016 at 21:59 |
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Really? I guess my handwriting is that bad, I thougt it was pretty clearly table. I had to scroll back up to see what the confusion was about.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> BigBlock440
08/17/2016 at 22:01 |
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To be fair, it is only one word.
shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
08/17/2016 at 22:37 |
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I go for the Cheerios myself.
The Compromiser
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 22:54 |
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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/17/2016 at 22:59 |
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Years ago, I kept a list of hilarious, ridiculous quotes from a woman who sat near me. I just went looking for this file and couldn’t find it. I’m pretty broken up about it...
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BigBlock440
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2016 at 23:49 |
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I can see how it’d be a little difficult, the letters are touching. I guess my handwriting is just that bad that I was able to read it without a second thought. (my handwriting is in fact fairly poor)
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> BigBlock440
08/17/2016 at 23:56 |
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1. It’s really not that bad. The shaky, dark picture didn’t help.
2. I’m so confused. Do you know HHFP or write him little notes or what?
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BigBlock440
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/18/2016 at 07:38 |
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No, I’m saying my handwriting is poor, so I’m used to reading things that apparently other people find hard to read.
mtdrift
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/18/2016 at 12:00 |
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“get up on a table and bark”
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> mtdrift
08/18/2016 at 12:02 |
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I eventually figured it out.