His Maserati Does 135

"Justin Hughes" (justinhughes54) 08/03/2016 at 13:41 • Filed to: None

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He lost his license. Now he don’t drive.

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C62030 > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 13:42

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How did the car last that long

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 13:43

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I’m ready for President John Walsh.

Takuro Spirit > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 13:46

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Police have a Tahoe with seats in the back.

And a cage so he can’t attack.

CalzoneGolem > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 13:47

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I think we can all agree that the mustache is the largest offence here.

Chariotoflove > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/03/2016 at 13:48

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Heck yeah! I’m ready for a write-in campaign about now.

Sam > CalzoneGolem 08/03/2016 at 13:53

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That is the ‘stache of a man who can’t grow facial hair. Trust me, I know from experience.

crowmolly > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/03/2016 at 13:57

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John?

EL_ULY > C62030 08/03/2016 at 13:58

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LOL BURN!

no pun intended...... sort of

Justin Hughes > CalzoneGolem 08/03/2016 at 13:59

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Do. Or do not. There is no try.

fourvalleys > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/03/2016 at 14:00

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John or Joe?

Both could make sense here, actually.

LOREM IPSUM > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 14:01

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Live free or die, my ass.

C62030 > EL_ULY 08/03/2016 at 14:02

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That actually got an audible chuckle out of me. Good job

CalzoneGolem > Sam 08/03/2016 at 14:02

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It’s ok man I don’t think any less of you.

Sam > CalzoneGolem 08/03/2016 at 14:04

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I can grow some sick mutton chops, but pretty much everything else looks like I’m 16 again.

CalzoneGolem > Sam 08/03/2016 at 14:08

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I feel ya. The only thing I can rock is my goatee and without that I look 12.

Shankems > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 14:10

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Only 135? Sounds like a few too many seconds of WOT.

Your boy, BJR > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 14:33

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He needs to lose that mustache. Looks like straight up dirty sanchez on his lip. Gross.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > crowmolly 08/03/2016 at 14:48

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Lol, how did I do that? John Walsh is actually a tremendously nice guy. I’d vote for him too.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > fourvalleys 08/03/2016 at 14:48

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I have no idea how I did that. I’d vote for him over any current candidate as well.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 08/03/2016 at 14:56

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I’m pretty sure that mustache results in an automatic Megan’s Law registration.

JeepJeremy > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 15:18

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I wouldn't buy a Maserati UNLESS it could do 135

The Stig's former college room mate > Justin Hughes 08/03/2016 at 16:42

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he’s going too slow. according to myth, they do 185