"Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls" (internerdstuff)
08/03/2016 at 08:47 • Filed to: None
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"Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls" (internerdstuff)
08/03/2016 at 08:47 • Filed to: None | 2
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...and effort i’m going to in NOT making dumb jokes and puns is driving me crazy!
So right here,right now ,in total anonymity to me friend i intend to redress that need.Feel free to join in
Wacko
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 08:48 |
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needs more context, since we are in the middle of summer
ttyymmnn
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 08:57 |
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I normally don’t engage in schadenfreude. Butt I might make an exception.
McMike
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 08:57 |
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If that fall broke the skin, you could say the rink tore her a new
ice hole.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:01 |
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Does she need to spend her recovery in iceolation? Without people butting in?
CalzoneGolem
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:02 |
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If she caught you posting this on here would she tear you a new one?
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:02 |
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“The lyrics aren’t “ass, ass, baby” - I thought you knew that!”
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:02 |
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If you slip while figure skating you’re really putting your ass on the line.
Svend
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:04 |
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I hope she didn’t make an arse of herself trying to get up.
I bet that was a real bummer to an otherwise great day.
Sometimes life just tears you a new one.
Sam
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:04 |
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Channel your inner Schwarzenegger - “Chill ouuutttt”
Ash78, voting early and often
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:04 |
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If you want to go the subtle route, just tell her to put some ice one it. Otherwise, McMike her!
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:05 |
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Oh sure, the rink fees aren’t that expensive, but think about the stuff they backload you with. The skate rentals they slap your ass with - they’re a ripoff.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:05 |
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All of you are really skating on thin ice with these jokes... It’s not nice to make someone the butt of jokes.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:06 |
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“Picked the wrong place to try sledless tobogganing, eh?”
Wurrwulf
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 09:56 |
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I’ll bet she really tore ass out of there after it happened.
XJDano
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 10:03 |
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Forever more I would reference her ass as the titanic.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Ron Calls on his years of experience....and freezes at the controls
08/03/2016 at 11:04 |
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My friend broke her thumb slapping her fiance’s butt