How Do You Crash In A Nearly Empty Mall Parking Lot?

"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76) 08/02/2016 at 14:39 • Filed to: None

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It’s noon on a Tuesday, there’s no traffic. Also, the damage to the F-150 doesn’t match the 15 mph speed limit.

I’m pretty sure the frame on the Ranger is bent as the near fender doesn’t fit anymore.

TysMagic > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:45

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Are you driving a mustang? How did you resist not just taking everyone out?
Okay, now that’s out of that way, looks like dude has done goofed a little faster than 15 mph that’s for sure!

E90M3 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:47

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:48

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Only the Mustang needs a crowd for a senseless crash.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:48

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Given that the crash happened outside the travel lane, I’m guessing at least one of those two was cutting through the parking spaces.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TysMagic 08/02/2016 at 14:49

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Riding in my sister’s Mustang. It’s a V6 automatic, so its thirst for blood is pretty tame.

My speed3 is happy > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:49

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Because when the lot is empty you are less careful? The opposite of driving slower when it is raining.

The Dummy Gummy > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:55

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Because: the land of race car yaya’s. The land where you can’t change lanes. The land where large, fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/02/2016 at 14:56

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This is on the ring road around the perimeter of the parking lot. Ranger is pulling out of the parking lot onto the ring road.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > The Dummy Gummy 08/02/2016 at 14:58

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Sister’s Mustang, I hate the dice and that stupid glitter star stuck to the dash.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 14:59

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cuz they need those baby back ribs

The Dummy Gummy > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 15:00

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Haha no worries. I like the dice. I also like the band Cake; which is what I typed out.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > The Dummy Gummy 08/02/2016 at 15:04

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I love CAKE, I’m disappointed in myself for missing the reference.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/02/2016 at 15:05

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That may be the worst ad series ever.

Urambo Tauro > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/02/2016 at 15:05

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Good guess, though. I see that sort of thing all too often.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > E90M3 08/02/2016 at 15:09

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Mall cop may not be the hero we want, but she’s the mediocrity we deserve.

JRapp: now as good as new again > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 15:37

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It can be done. I’m assuming that at least here both vehicles were moving. A friend of mine crashed into a lone light pole in the middle of a completely empty parking lot at night. That I will never understand.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 15:50

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Ah. Hard to tell from the photo. I’m usually following the blue arrow while dodging the dumbass following the red.

I figured that’s what happened in your photo - except that they forgot to miss.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/02/2016 at 19:21

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The answer to your question clearly is Pokemon Go.