The DeVille saga continues (rant incoming)

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 07/31/2016 at 12:01 • Filed to: None

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So the fuckin’ shitstain who bought the fuckin’ thing is a goddamn flipper. The asshole, who told me he’d take good care of it and keep it until the wheels fell off, who I have a break on the price from one Cadillac guy to another, this fuckin’ worthless pile of shit has that car listed for $1,500 more now on CL, with the mileage magically lower. I’m a generous guy oppo, I really am. So when he called me freaking out saying that the armrest was broken and it ruined the interior, screaming at me, saying he wanted all his money back if I didn’t replace it, and instead of telling the handjob to go fuck himself, I decided I’m a nice guy, so I ordered him a replacement. But now he’s trying to fuckin’ make a profit? That rat bastard wants a profit on that fuckin’ car? He’s gonna have to work for it. By the time he’s finally able to offload it, he’ll have wished he never bought it, and fucked someone else over instead. Some fuckin’ news to get on the 41st anniversary of Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance.

Pictured above: happier times with the caddy.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:11

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I don’t think “generous” is the word. Sounds like you just got bullied into fixing something for someone else.

PorkchoPlissken > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/31/2016 at 12:17

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Got some words regarding ethnicity in here that need to be removed now.

Berang > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:18

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If I were your friend, I’d call him up, go look at the car, and then make an offer that’s the exact price he paid.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PorkchoPlissken 07/31/2016 at 12:18

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Yeah, I noticed that and attempted to overlook it... Not sure what he’s implying but it is not good.

dogisbadob > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:21

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You sold it to Tavarish? :p

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:22

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Why does it matter? Obviously you’re sore about it, but you agreed a price, sold it, and now it’s his to do with how he likes. It’s a shame for sure, but what’s not to say the next person is a Caddy lover? Better than it being parted or run into the ground.

Berang > PorkchoPlissken 07/31/2016 at 12:26

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Ethnic slurs are ok on the internet if they’re directed towards white people.

source: tumblr

My bird IS the word > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:27

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Take it as an important lesson. Almost no one you don't know personally doesn't care about you and will fuck you over when they can. It's more surprising when they don't.

Your boy, BJR > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/31/2016 at 12:27

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Because he fuckin’ lied to me, then bullied me into fixing something for him. And that's just disrespectful.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Berang 07/31/2016 at 12:34

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Minus the cost of the armrest.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:35

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The mileage is lower? Do you have proof of what it was before you sold it? Call the cops. Odometer tampering is fraud.

Your boy, BJR > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/31/2016 at 12:38

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It’s listed in the ad as lower. Idk if image actually tampered, as the ad only had one pic from the side and is written like he was 2 bottles of Jamo deep at the time. He even calls it a “DeVille DTS” even though it’s a base DeVille.

Laurence > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:44

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Man, fuck that guy. Some people seem to take a ‘get over it’ attitude, and while that’s fine most of the time, since it’s better not to get worked over things that have already happened, I’ll make an exception. Sometimes a car means a whole lot more than just a way to get from a to b, and when someone lies and bullies their way into taking it from you, that's just fucked. Hopefully karma catches up with this guy

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 12:52

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You could always get a friend to check it out.

Your boy, BJR > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/31/2016 at 13:04

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That's a good idea.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 13:17

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The single truest thing anybody ever said to me was the first sales manager I ever had when I briefly sold cars professionally, who said simply “buyers are liars”.

And it's true. I never give anybody a deal unless they're a friend, and even then I'm still going to make a little money, just not as much. Guy sounds like a total fucking scumbag though, fuck that guy.

DrScientist > Your boy, BJR 08/01/2016 at 07:35

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you could point us to where the ad is, so we could just annoy him with no show appointments.

or maybe start offering him EXACTLY what he paid for it.

actually... thinking about it... could it be there’s something about the car he actually can’t live with and so he HAS t sell? he’s just asking high to negotiate down to what he paid?