Shes officially fully road legal :D

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
07/25/2016 at 01:45 • Filed to: None

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This is a fun little car. Even though its only the small 4 cylinder engine it still makes a nice little burble. Handling is fantastic and everything just feels right.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 02:16

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Nice. Also those legs though, you need to eat more and put some beef on.


Kinja'd!!! Echo51 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 02:21

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Wait, so since it’s missing it’s *ass*(Compact, amirite?), does that mean you don’t drive like one? :D


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Echo51
07/25/2016 at 02:47

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Haha I hope I dont drive like an ass... People seem to think I do when I’m in the beemer though. Put less than 100 miles on it and been challenged to 2 races... Its only a 316 guys and I’m not exactly into street racing.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Svend
07/25/2016 at 02:48

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I eat like a horse thats the funny thing. High metabolism I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 03:19

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Oh how I miss my youthful body and it’s high metabolism.

I'm not saying I'm one of those A-holes that say, 'if I even look at a pizza I put on weight', but I certainly can't eat what I used to, I could eat not just for England but for the entire commonwealth.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 03:37

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I hope you take good care of it (I’m sure you’ll do anyways). Makes me miss mine and its details like the distinctive sound of the turn signal or the weird E30 interior. Or the two rubber bands in the boot.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
07/25/2016 at 06:59

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Mechanically I will, not sure if ill get round to fixing the paint though.

Yeah they sure have a lot of character. I love the weird jacking point in the side of the sill to fit the supplied jack. Just amuses me for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Svend
07/25/2016 at 07:02

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Im dreading the day I cant put away a full steak and ale pie without piling weight on. Id be a very fat man without this metabolism.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 07:10

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I'm a bit of a fat git but I love food. So I'm okay with it. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Svend
07/25/2016 at 07:14

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Haha I always get people at work buying meal replacement shakes to lose weight. Id rather be fat than subsist on bad tasting smoothies.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 07:53

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The way I see it is I bought and paid for the food, I’m carrying the weight so if anyone doesn’t like it, they can tell someone else because I couldn’t give a crap.

Also I tell them I’m not fat, it’s it’s fuel tank for a sex machine and the ones who don’t believe me, I tell them, hey, I may be fat but your ugly, I can diet.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Svend
07/25/2016 at 10:46

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Haha thats the kind of attitude I can get along with. I couldnt imagine being too torn up about what people think, life’s too short.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/25/2016 at 13:50

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It’s not like I can’t touch my toes or need a mirror to see my penis (though as long as I can reach it, I don’t need to see it, lol).

Life’s too short, if starts affecting my heaalth then I’ll do something, until then COOKIES, Om nom nom nom nom.