There's only one candidate for car people - Warning: Politics

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
07/24/2016 at 12:17 • Filed to: None

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I think I decided that I’m throwing my hat in the Gary Johnson ring. If you’re a fan of cars, I think he’s the right candidate. Here’s why:

More money would end up in my paycheck. That means more parts on my car. Like a Borla exhaust.

He’s for legalizing drugs. I don’t do drugs and hopefully never will. If you want to, go for it. It’s your life. Donk owners rejoice.

He feels strongly about education reform and fixing this student loan fiasco. Which means students could afford new cars, which means the average buyer age of new car sales would go down, which would mean we’d get more of these.

He’s against ethanol subsidies. So are classic cars and the rubber seals in your car.

If there was one candidate to eliminate the 25-year rule, it’s this guy.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:25

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#FeelTheJohnson

But really, there's a better chance of Obama declaring a dictatorship than Johnson having a chance of winning.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:30

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Worth mentioning: he’s on the ballot in all 50 states.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Sam
07/24/2016 at 12:31

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If they reach 5% of the vote, the next time around, they steal federal election funds from the other two parties.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:33

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and of they get 15% they’ll be on the debate stage! Polls have him around 11-12% right now, plenty of time to get to 15 in time for the debates


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:35

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I’ll vote for him. Seriously.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:44

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Voted for him in ‘12, still think he’s good in ‘16. I just can’t vote for him, with how close MO is right now.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 12:44

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He’s for legalizing drugs. I don’t do drugs and hopefully never will. If you want to, go for it. It’s your life. Donk owners rejoice.

... What exactly are you trying to say here?

And I wish my personal stakes were low enough that I could vote third party, or for a libertarian.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 12:49

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Just saying that I’m fine with people having control over their own bodily choices. Also implying that drug use is common in the donk community. I mean, what else can explain that?


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 12:53

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Hillary sucks, only got there by a rigged DNC, even to the point where Debbie isn’t even going to speak at the convention now. She only got off the email scandal because her hubby talked to the attorney general.

Trump isn’t any better. A vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, and a vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary. Trump is very close to the Clinton family.

A lot of republicans don’t like Trump, and a lot of democrats don’t like Hillary.

Gary Johnson actually has a chance this time. PLEASE give him more consideration!


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > dogisbadob
07/24/2016 at 12:59

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No, he does not, and I will not bet a Trump/Pence office on it. We’ve seen what that crap has wrought in Indiana. Women jailed for miscarriage, STD outbreaks due to lack of public health funding, LGBT communities subject to legalized discrimination... No.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 13:50

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Relevant

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Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 14:46

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I’m missing the Indiana connection. Gary is from New Mexico.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Sam
07/24/2016 at 14:56

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Hey! My crazy Trump supporting uncle swore Obama was gonna take all our guns and declare himself president for life! Now Hillrod is going to do the same!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 14:57

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I don’t like Trump either, but Hillary NEEDS to be rebuked for her constant lies and cheating! What, can she not win a fair election?

Not Hillary, not Trump, and since Jill Stein isn’t on the ballot in my state, that leaves Gary Johnson.

Hillary’s running mate Tim Kaine isn’t that great. Pence sucks, too. But Bill Weld is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 15:01

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“The Blacks like weed!”

-Vote libertarian 2016

These people are usually pretty out of touch with non white, non middle class people.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 15:07

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Meh, his tax plans are pure nonsense. He wants to eliminate income tax, which would be take huge quantities of money out of circulation and disproportionately affect those who have lower incomes. Taxes aren’t fun, but they’re the cost of living in a civilized society.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 15:57

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You’re missing the Indiana connection because you fail to grasp that a Trump/Pence office is something I will not risk by voting libertarian.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > dogisbadob
07/24/2016 at 15:59

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There’s not liking someone, and there’s recognizing that someone else is a clear and present danger to the Constitution. Normally I fucking hate lesser of two evil bullshit as well, and I am by no means a Hillary supporter, but as the DNC refuses to allow Bernie the nomination, I personally will not see Michigan go red over unwillingness to vote blue.


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 17:42

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So your argument isn’t so much pro-car but pro individual freedom and independence from government (which will let people afford cars or whatever else they value). Expect to be torn to shreds by Gawker’s Omnipotent Government hivemind.


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 17:44

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Pence is the governor of Indiana and is basically hated because of the bullshit he's pulled


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > TDogg
07/24/2016 at 18:37

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Gotcha.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > samssun
07/24/2016 at 18:39

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People have been surprisingly cordial. The vileness of the other two candidates is helpful.

I honestly think in terms of cars. When I spend company money at work, everything gets weighed in exhausts, Porsches, and crate engines.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > yamahog
07/24/2016 at 18:43

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Yeah, I was pretty clear in my post in explaining this as my choice. Other people’s reasons for voting the way they do are equally valid. I’m not in a state that will matter (California). The risk of California voting Trump is the same risk that most Americans run of contracting an STD from a martian.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Nick Has an Exocet
07/24/2016 at 18:50

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Thanks for your understanding, but yet you chose to title it “There’s only one candidate for car people”


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > yamahog
07/25/2016 at 16:35

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Got to get people to click on the post somehow... :)