![]() 07/14/2016 at 23:29 • Filed to: BMW | ![]() | ![]() |
Yes? Say no more! Introducing... the
BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance
! I don’t know what the hell iPerformance is, but I sure do want one!
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iPerformance sounds like a shady penis pill that's sold exclusively through magazine ads.
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4 cyl plug in hybrid 7
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Why not ePerformance? Or is that what the “e” is in “Le?”
Anyway, I’m still waiting for the 7 Series Gran Coupe sedan version of the not-happening-but-was-rumored-I-think 8 Series coupe version of the 7 Series sedan. Until then, BMW will not have my imaginary money.
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Is this some sort of joke?
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Because bmw naming.. the i division had something to do with this, like m performance or m sport, just i instead
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And the BMW is different how?
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Amazingly, that does have more characters than Shuanghuan S-CEO HBJ6474Y. Which, I guess, is how you can tell an authentic BMW from a counterfeit- the real ones have longer names.
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http://www.bmw.com/com/en/newvehi…
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BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance
Volvo XC90 First Edition T6 AWD
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Sorry, BMW wins by 2 pixels.
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Nooooo, so close. Damn those 2 pixels
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Good question. Both are marketed to middle aged men.
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They are tied in letter/number count though!
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I am nominating you to head our upcoming OppoWonk blog*
*no such blog is upcoming
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Subaru Impreza WRX STI Spec-C Type RA-R
BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance
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I’d be honored.
Oh.
FINE. I’ll make it myself.
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Please use the superior name OppositeWonk
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http://oppositewonk.kinja.com/
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But I’m not an author :(
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No posts on it just yet
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I can beat that, with another 7-series, German-market.
BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Modell V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS.
The US market one is one character shorter - Model instead of Modell.
And yes, “THE NEXT 100 YEARS” is in all caps. And English, even in Germany.