![]() 07/07/2016 at 22:37 • Filed to: Parshlopnik, Porschelump, Porsche 944, Porsche, Porsche Porsche Porsche, Parsh | ![]() | ![]() |
Dis gud parsh.
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Porch?
Parched?
Perched?
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A 944 Ute is a good idea
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Shouldn't your car be on pavement? This is what happens when you let puffalumps drive.
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dis gud parsh 2
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no lowbowlers, i no wat i hav!!
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Super convenient. Good airflow.
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excellernts
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dis orf raod parsh
(...you at Mosport this weekend?)
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Just look at that Parsh nine hundred forty-four.
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Dis Parsh is in Ferza 6 (courtesy of JustJim)
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You rang?
That depends, is Jalopnik offering me a ticket? I write stuff real good.
But no, why?
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Literally everyone I know pronounces it Porsh. Makes me sad.
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Seimfel’s parsh
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Needs the Duck Yeah sticker
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Yoo mean Parsh-ah!
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dis betr parshuh
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I go to mosport, but I have no moneys. Can you send me moneys? My email is: sonofkenyasking@rice.net
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I’m there starting tomorrow!
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Very nice. I would dd.
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Like I say I want to daily a Stratos but that’s just so impractical. But a Shooting brake? Sign me up.
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Stratos plus seattle weather and the roads I like would equal dead me quickly. If i had a garage and a budget for a play car i would be torn between making the ultimate tdi samurai and aquiring a caterham track day go cart. As a substitute i would take most shooting brakes. P1800es key amongst them. As it stands i will never sedan or coupe again. Once was enough tyvm. Wagons, trucks, hatches, and suvs in that order of preference from now on. And if it is to be a vehicle for recreational purposes of course it must be manual.
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The lack of hatch confuses me even though I know why...
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Parsh-ahmino?
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With how much rain I get where I live, a lightweight mod engined car would be terrible on all of our bumpy, curving downhill off ramps. And all of the hills in town in general.
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If you had a very short wheelbase mebbe. From most of the footage i have seen while it is sexy the stratos would be too tail happy to be safe under my leadenfoot.
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Someone in my neighborhood suddenly has a red 944. I haven't had a chance to investigate but I'm assuming you haven't moved to Denver!
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Flip ups, box flares, turbo, hatchback, RWD, awesome color, Fusch wheels. Offset hood scoop.
I'm having a crisis
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I drive like a granny. Sexy, sexy Stratos would have nothing to worry about. Well..... There’s the other people who drive like they’ve never seen either their phone, their passenger, or other cars before.
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I’m having more of one
Also, It’s apparently a 924 S Turbo Artz Kombi
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Yeah it looks like a 924 Carrera GT that's to why I guess it had a turbo.
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d’awww
(I’m heading up there to get away from here for a few days. Also, to drive a friend’s Micra Cup after it’s done. ALL OF THE SQUEE.)
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^5 YAY CANADA
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I am out of moneys. See note in Craigslist-speak about no lowbaolerz.
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This makes me so happy.
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nein
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gut parsh
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no parsh
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YES.
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Noo! Aww. Any takers?
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YES!
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wrong, is parsh
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y maor sylable? is parsh
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Parshlump or Parshalump?
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I just tend to be over exuberant in the corners. I know I would get in trouble.
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Mer Persh!
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Sadly no, it's death shall not be in vain as I sell parts to afford to rescues another