![]() 07/01/2016 at 14:36 • Filed to: you park like an asshat | ![]() | ![]() |
The biggest parking spots on the planet and this yahoo didn’t even try. The lady in the Civic wasn’t impressed, though, and parked next to him anyway.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 14:46 |
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Because Murica and Texas
![]() 07/01/2016 at 14:49 |
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Wow, Costco even gives you 25% more parking spot and this dude still f*cked it up. Maybe he was the first one there at 7am with an emergency, and he's still standing in line to check out.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 14:51 |
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The Civic should’ve parked a bit closer to be totally within the space—and teach the disguised BMW truck a lesson!
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It should be legal to weld the doors shut.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 14:59 |
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I unintentionally parked crooked yesterday at work (costco) it was just a tad bit crooked, so I didnt bother fixing it, thanks to the wide spots. how someone can screw up that badly, I dont know.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:01 |
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That was my thought. Pull straight in, right dead center. Maybe even block the guy in. But then he’d probably hit me.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:02 |
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Actually, he was sitting in the truck talking on the phone when I walked by to load my van. I thought maybe he was waiting for somebody. But when I took my cart back, he was gone, so I snapped the picture. I was this close to saying something to him.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:02 |
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In TX, BMWs aren’t the problem. It’s the don’t-give-a-fuck bro truck drivers.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:07 |
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What happens if BMW makes a truck?
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:23 |
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True, though neither knows how to find a damn blinker.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:24 |
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And if he did, he wouldn’t give a shit. Austin truck drivers.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 15:47 |
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A couple of Duct tape reels up and over and round work quite well. Even more so when they’re on offer at $3.99 a pack.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 16:24 |
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![]() 07/01/2016 at 18:11 |
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Why stop there?
![]() 07/01/2016 at 21:12 |
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Positive note: Costco has the BEST parking layout and biggest spaces.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 21:35 |
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Agreed. It’s also the only parking lot where I never back in.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 21:55 |
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and I would feel less guilty because it would only be slightly permanently damaged.