"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
06/29/2016 at 18:06 • Filed to: thank you anthropomorphic birds | 4 | 8 |
Here’s a Haiku.
Your parking is shit.
And so is your existence.
I hope you die cunt.
(I know using the word cunt as a curse world is a bit sexist, so is using dick, but I needed a one syllable)
S65
> My citroen won't start
06/29/2016 at 18:10 | 0 |
nice haiku
Nibby
> My citroen won't start
06/29/2016 at 18:11 | 4 |
EL_ULY
> My citroen won't start
06/29/2016 at 18:16 | 0 |
I just squeeeeeezed in yesterday. Not too much room on either side. Beats walking super far in the 105°F temp Texas sun.
My citroen won't start
> EL_ULY
06/29/2016 at 18:17 | 0 |
I mean, the parking spots are rather large and I parked in-between the lines, this person just gave no fucks.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> My citroen won't start
06/29/2016 at 18:17 | 0 |
There once was a man who was blunt,
For a parking space he had to hunt,
His judgment was poor,
So he parked door to door
He certainly is a dumb cunt.
EL_ULY
> My citroen won't start
06/29/2016 at 18:19 | 0 |
Most humans don’t give any unfortunately
My citroen won't start
> S65
06/29/2016 at 23:47 | 0 |
Thank you
My citroen won't start
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/29/2016 at 23:48 | 0 |
The spaces were so large, there was no need to parking inside my spot.