bruh

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 06/28/2016 at 22:52 • Filed to: TAHOE

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wash me plz. TIL text message and Internet spelling has become writing on dirty cars IRL.

S65 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/28/2016 at 22:56

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What’s with the bachelor badge?

E90M3 > S65 06/28/2016 at 22:59

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It’s a dealership here in San Antonio

interstate366, now In The Industry > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/28/2016 at 23:01

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“I wish my (insert sexual partner here) was this dirty" is still my favorite.

Birddog > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/28/2016 at 23:08

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Txt speak. It’s the end of civilization as we know it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 06/28/2016 at 23:20

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Tasteful.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 06/28/2016 at 23:20

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(insert sexual partner)

I see what you did there

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/28/2016 at 23:45

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Oh it gets better - its actually a Cadillac dealer so half of the Caddy’s in SA some form of this abomination of a badge.

And your alternative is the other Caddy dealer in town run by Billy Cavender who spams local TV with creepy ads where is slowly rubs his moustache:

(That’s our Mayor in the Santa hat)

(Yes that’s a brand new 2014 Cadillac with dealer-add Landau roof and white walls in the showroom)

And you still get a “tasteful” badge:

...And GM wonders why nobody wants to buy new Cadillacs. The cars are fine now. The dealership experience, however, is stuck in the past.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/28/2016 at 23:47

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... I think I’m more bothered that the dealer’s name is “batchelor” and not “bachelor”

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/29/2016 at 00:00

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:D

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/29/2016 at 00:00

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They now have a B.A. in string instruments

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/29/2016 at 00:00

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That badge isn't as Bad at least it isn't 8 inches long. One dealership near me has a logo that is, a lower case d, next to a lower case b, with a Pentastar on top. So if you're immature enough, and I am, it looks a like A pair of balls, and erect wang.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/29/2016 at 00:05

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Spacecrab I try again.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/29/2016 at 00:07

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Aaaaand that goes perfectly with Interstate366's comment below.