How to Create Your Own American Car Name and Never Lose an Argument Again!

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06/27/2016 at 22:52 • Filed to: Silly Games

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This is just something silly. Pick a year between 1914 and 1989. Next, pick a surname (last name/family name). Third, pick any noun or adjective. Fourth, pick an animal name. Number five is the tricky part, you need to combine the two words then modify that word into something with four syllables or less. When you are all done just put everything all together and baddabing-baddaboom, you’s got ya’self an American car! Feel free to mention the car in conversations or arguments in order to increase the credibility of your stances.

Example:

1) [Year from ‘14-’89] ‘57 .

2) [A last/family/surname] Harrison .

3) [Noun/Adjective] Magazine .

4) [Animal Name] Armadillo .

5) [Combine #3 and #4 into a word that is four syllables or less] Magadillo .

“My granddad used to own a ‘57 Harrison Magadillo , so I know a limited slip differential when I see one!”

By the way, I just bought an ‘83 Richfield FancyDancer! The old lady sold it to me for practically nothing!!


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Wobbles the Mind
06/27/2016 at 23:21

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This sounds like fun.


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > Wobbles the Mind
06/27/2016 at 23:28

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Just bought me a ‘42 Fernandez Astrocheetah


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Connqr
06/27/2016 at 23:32

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*whistles* Man I used to be in love with those back when I watched Ace and the Bandit as a kid! That’s a great buy!!


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > Wobbles the Mind
06/27/2016 at 23:37

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I got a great deal too. It was 25k for the RocketLuxe trim level. Real wood and the legendary Fernandez Jet-thrust Inline 9 motor.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Wobbles the Mind
06/27/2016 at 23:52

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56 Boéchat Astro-Lion


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind
06/28/2016 at 00:50

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Man, you should see the ‘27 Mackenzie Mountainsnake my grandpa had, it had the square-shaft Y-7 with triple inlets and the synchro disc drive.. He never lost a race in that car, and the running boards were great for flagging down flappers and what have you.

Hard to find now, mind you, which is why I’ve tracked down an original ‘31 Rampleberg Streetwarbler for nostalgia drags. It’s the Mack-10 model, so it has a 3 in 1 overbox feeding the reduction planetary for better spool release. Needs a lot of work, but once I get its chimneys on cycle it should run 9's.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Wobbles the Mind
06/28/2016 at 12:40

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Can’t go wrong with an ‘85 Van Der Weide Cassettowary.

It makes the ‘68 Crocker Videocat look like a child’s toy.