Pro Tip: Always use jack stands when jacking...

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 06/21/2016 at 20:42 • Filed to: Lolcars

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Especially when jacking wheels and tires from a new Denali on the dealer lot.

TheHondaBro > Takuro Spirit 06/21/2016 at 20:44

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more than 1000 lb GMC Denali

Ohhhhh, okay.

Flavien Vidal > Takuro Spirit 06/21/2016 at 20:56

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“facing seven years in prison”

For TRYING to steal wheels? WTF? Some random guy could steal my car, I wouldn’t wish him 7 years in prison. I guess he is not a very good swimmer...

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro 06/21/2016 at 20:56

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GMC Denali Superlaggera.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 06/21/2016 at 20:56

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Well...it is. About 4000 lbs more

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 06/21/2016 at 20:57

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I typically sit down when jacking, who stands?

Matt Nichelson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/21/2016 at 20:59

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It’s all about the situation.

Urambo Tauro > Takuro Spirit 06/21/2016 at 21:02

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The truck fell on the brake rollers...

Bummer. I don’t even know where to even find replacement brake rollers.

TheHondaBro > Flavien Vidal 06/21/2016 at 21:07

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Exactly what I was thinking. What the fuck.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Takuro Spirit 06/21/2016 at 21:09

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...This is my county.

Sigh.

samssun > TheHondaBro 06/21/2016 at 21:26

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And “brake rollers”

4kc > Flavien Vidal 06/21/2016 at 22:15

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probably “up to” considering the quality of this here journalism

BigBlock440 > Flavien Vidal 06/21/2016 at 22:39

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The intent’s the same, why should he get a lighter sentance just be cause he wasn’t good at it?

Flavien Vidal > BigBlock440 06/21/2016 at 22:59

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Because this is not a banana republic and people who commit murders and rapes often risk less?

BigBlock440 > Flavien Vidal 06/21/2016 at 23:31

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Risking less than 7 years for murder? How so?

Flavien Vidal > BigBlock440 06/22/2016 at 00:00

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Federal law states that voluntary manslaughter should receive “fines, a prison sentence of not more than ten years or both.”

So yes, sentences of less than 7 years for voluntary manslaughter are very common in the US on the federal level. It’s even worse in some states like California where “Voluntary manslaughter is punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for 3, 6, or 11 years.”

So a country where trying to steal wheels can get you the same amount of jail time as voluntarily killing somebody needs to get its shit straight.

BigBlock440 > Flavien Vidal 06/22/2016 at 07:52

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1st, manslaughter isn’t murder, and 2nd, it sounds like they’re risking 10+ years.

Flavien Vidal > BigBlock440 06/22/2016 at 07:56

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huh? A voluntary manslaughter is a 2nd degree murder. A murder without premeditation. (ie: someone cuts you off in traffic, you get mad and kill the guy.)

shop-teacher > Flavien Vidal 06/22/2016 at 10:50

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That’s the maximum sentence. Odds are he’ll get much less than that.

Flavien Vidal > shop-teacher 06/22/2016 at 17:38

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Maybe, but the mere fact that he COULD get this much, is in itself, ridiculous. I’m also pretty sure some judges love to give years and years in jails for petty thefts like this.