"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/21/2016 at 10:56 • Filed to: None | 3 | 28 |
In February of this year, the drive shaft of my beloved 2004 DeVille snapped. Being broke as I am, I leased this 2016 Cheverolet Cruze Limited 1LT RS Sun&Sound, as the screamin’ deal I got in it worked out to less a month than my Cadillac was to repair. So without further adieu, let’s get started!
The Looks :
Fuck it. I can’t do it. I’m miserable. I need another DeVille. I hate the 2016 Chevrolet Cruze Limited 1LT RS Sun&Sound, it’s too small, too slow, and has no style. Me and a 4cyl compact have no buisness together.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:02 | 0 |
I thought you’d come around to like it?
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/21/2016 at 11:04 | 4 |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm…
Your boy, BJR
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/21/2016 at 11:04 | 4 |
No. Fuck this car. Fuck 4cyls. Fuck compacts. Fuck the Germans. Fuck the South Koreans. Fuck any American involved in the designing and making of this car. Fuck people who think 138hp is enough.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:04 | 2 |
solid 10/10 for the attempt
S65
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:06 | 0 |
Do you like foreign cars?
Your boy, BJR
> S65
06/21/2016 at 11:08 | 0 |
Depends on the car.
S65
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:08 | 0 |
Toyota Century
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:09 | 0 |
Well, frankly I agree on many of those points and agree conditionally on the remainder.
But I thought you’d made a post somewhere about liking it.
Your boy, BJR
> S65
06/21/2016 at 11:09 | 0 |
No.
Your boy, BJR
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/21/2016 at 11:09 | 1 |
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm…
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:10 | 0 |
You were beaten to that one.
S65
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:10 | 0 |
?
Your boy, BJR
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/21/2016 at 11:10 | 2 |
I copied and pasted it from there.
Your boy, BJR
> S65
06/21/2016 at 11:11 | 0 |
Fuck no.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:13 | 2 |
Emphasis recieved and noted.
Milky
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:19 | 0 |
Terribly fake diffusers are an affront to car design. Boo Chevy designers that thought this and the new Cruze’s rear bumper were good.
Sam
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 11:45 | 1 |
Your driveshaft repair cost more than the total cost of a multi-year lease? Because that is not how to economics. You probably would have been better off getting a personal loan and paying it off instead.
Your boy, BJR
> Sam
06/21/2016 at 11:56 | 1 |
It's not just the driveshaft repair, it's the other repairs that had been popping up too. I was looking at around $4,000 a year vs $2,000 a year
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 12:41 | 0 |
I think 4 cylinders are fine. Not that one though.
Your boy, BJR
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/21/2016 at 13:05 | 0 |
You're wrong. Any motor that isn't a V8 isn't worth my time.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 13:06 | 0 |
What about a V16?
Sweet Trav
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 13:22 | 0 |
A 2004 DeVille doesn’t have a driveshaft. It has two half shafts. They are 69.99 a piece and 3 hours of labor each.
I fail to see how the math works out on this one. I also fail to see how anyone would put more than $3 and a wooden nickel into a 2004 DeVille.
Your boy, BJR
> Sweet Trav
06/21/2016 at 13:27 | 4 |
$506.98 is what the repair came to. Add in the fact that I don’t have to answer to you or owe you any explanations, you can hop into your big ugly fake SHO and go fuck off into the sunset.
Your boy, BJR
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/21/2016 at 13:29 | 0 |
Ok any motor smaller than a V8 isn't worth my time.
Sweet Trav
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 14:54 | 1 |
506.98 was the repair bill, and you bought a new car? You're the one who has to live in the alternate universe where that makes sense.
Your boy, BJR
> Sweet Trav
06/21/2016 at 15:00 | 0 |
Fuck off. Seriously. You don’t know the whole fucking situation, you’re just sit there on the other end of your keyboard being a total dicknuts to someone you don't know for no reason other than to be a total dicknuts.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Your boy, BJR
06/21/2016 at 17:17 | 2 |
What about a 28.5L inline-4...?
http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/cl…
yamahog
> Sweet Trav
06/22/2016 at 13:44 | 0 |
His mom basically forced him to, iirc.