Ugh.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/16/2016 at 11:34 • Filed to: All audis look the same, Sarcasm, Dots

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I’m just so sick of wannabe posers painting side blades on their Audi TTs.

EDIT: I am so very mad that this throwaway one-line post has more views and comments than the actual article that I spent two hours writing the other day.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:36

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I didn't know there were enough TTs out there to even warrant a sub-group of posers. If I had an R8, I'd ditch the side blades for body color ASAP. Grass is greener.

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:37

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Leave the Grand Cherokees alone, damn it.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:37

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And sticking their engines in the middle.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:38

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Did not know this was a thing, neat.

Needmoargarage > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:44

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Reminds me of this stupidity:

Oh look, an Evo! *eye roll*

deprecated account > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 11:56

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Wait, what?

phenotyp > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 12:03

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Bravo.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 12:24

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But that's a lambo.

Opposite Locksmith > Ash78, voting early and often 06/16/2016 at 12:34

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Call me a ricer but I'd love carbon side chops

GTI Sprinks > Opposite Locksmith 06/16/2016 at 12:36

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Second this. And honestly, i’d say here on the TT it’s pretty well executed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deprecated account 06/16/2016 at 13:03

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Chavish TT owners paint R8 style side blades onto their cars to fool people

RyanFrew > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 13:07

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Same. Even worse are all of these idiots putting massive quad tips on their 350z

Opposite Locksmith > GTI Sprinks 06/16/2016 at 13:24

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No one has ever seconded anything I've ever said. Is this what being popular feels like?

deprecated account > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 13:58

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But that’s an R8, right?

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > deprecated account 06/16/2016 at 14:30

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Yeah, but I think they’re trying to make the V8 look like a V10

deprecated account > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop 06/16/2016 at 14:47

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I don’t know whether to be more confused or laugh.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deprecated account 06/16/2016 at 15:45

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Read the post tag

deprecated account > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 15:48

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*sorry intensifies*

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 16:18

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Well if you’re blind the R8 looks like a TT. But if you have eyesight, it doesn’t.

Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/16/2016 at 16:37

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