![]() 06/15/2016 at 10:23 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Really, Little Debbie? These convenience store supposedly “cosmic” brownies are very unlikely to have any magical powers like the brownies you get at a dispensary. We need truth in product naming!
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Same thing here:
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I wouldn’t know where to look, but I’m sure you could find some truly special brownies somewhere. Little Debbie is the shizzle though. Like, seriously, I have Oatmeal Creme Pie addiction.
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And don’t feed the Phish Food to your fish.
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I don’t see any claim to magical powers on the labels.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
*runs out the door shouting, “not racist!”*
![]() 06/15/2016 at 10:39 |
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That looks like it tastes delicious but I have a mortal hatred of the preppy/hippie Dave fans of my youth, in their cutoff khaki shorts and tie die shirts, talking about how his rendition of All Along the Watchtower is better than Jimi Hendrix.
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Maybe the food coloring gives you magical colored poop?
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The Cosmic Carbone bicycle wheels by Mavic never made to space either but I still like the name. At least the carbon(e) part is pretty much correct.
![]() 06/15/2016 at 10:46 |
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I drive a car with an engine designed by a nazi nutjob, I don’t care who invented the stuff I like :)
But I agree that the weed smoking juggling greasy haired guys that I knew in high school were irritating.
![]() 06/15/2016 at 10:52 |
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I will hear none of this slander against Little Debbie! They are the best junk food purveyors out there!
*Scurries off with Swiss rolls, cosmic brownies and zebra cakes*
![]() 06/15/2016 at 11:27 |
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People only buy them when they’re already having a “cosmic” experience. If you know what I mean.
![]() 06/15/2016 at 16:22 |
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Well, “
Little
Debbie” alone is misnomer. It’s like calling the 500lb guy Tiny, with the amount of sugar and fat their products contain.