"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2016 at 23:14 • Filed to: None
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2016 at 23:14 • Filed to: None | 11
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By now I’m sure you’re all familiar with the Murdersofa, a blacked-out 2000 Buick LeSabre.But what would the modern version of that be? Unfortunately someone allowed me access to Photoshop so I decided to find out.
The Buick LaCrosse is the successor to the LeSabre and Park Avenue, taking their place as the top-tier Buick luxury sedan, and sporting a 300hp 3.6 liter V6 that shoves the boat to 60 in a respectable 6.4 seconds. With Ford Police Interceptor steel wheels, blacked out window trim, black paint, darkened grille, and a red pinstripe.
Probably gonna repost this tomorrow. Because Murdersofa.
JGrabowMSt
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:15 |
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dogisbadob
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:20 |
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You’d need chrome wheels and not the dog dishes :p
Ej8gUy
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:27 |
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good job, I like this. Are those the actual lights from the LaCrosse?
MountainRoadPhysicist
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:29 |
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You murdered out the wrong car. I don’t see a Buick.
itranthelasttimeiparkedit
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:34 |
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dude on here has a black e30 with a single red pinstripe on it like that, it looks badass. I kind of want to do that to mine
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JGrabowMSt
> Ej8gUy
06/13/2016 at 23:34 |
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They are indeed. I’ll admit, even I’m liking what Buick is doing lately. Not a bad turnaround for their design team considering their target audience for the past few decades.
phenotyp
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:39 |
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I’d buy that for a dollar.
fhrblig
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/13/2016 at 23:51 |
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The Lucerne took the LeSabre’s place in the lineup (I think), but it isn’t made anymore so your LaCrosse is the closest you could get nowadays.
I’ll never forgive Buick for not bringing the Holden-y Park Avenue here.
facw
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/14/2016 at 01:23 |
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Could you please murder out the stupid fake vents?
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> fhrblig
06/14/2016 at 06:41 |
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The Lucerne replaced the Park Avenue and LeSabre, then the 2nd-gen LaCrosse replaced the Lucerne.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> MountainRoadPhysicist
06/14/2016 at 06:41 |
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Ok
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> dogisbadob
06/14/2016 at 06:42 |
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The Murdersofa was always intended to have steelies.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> fhrblig
06/14/2016 at 08:27 |
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They did bring the Holden Park Avenue here, as the Caprice Police Pursuit Vehicle. There’s one sitting next to me right now.
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MountainRoadPhysicist
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/14/2016 at 11:08 |
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Not as funny as those ridiculous commercials? Haha
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fhrblig
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/14/2016 at 20:16 |
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Well yeah, but the police Caprice has a much harder suspension and probably not as good of an interior. I need a floaty old-man car because I’m a floaty old man.