"Jcarr" (jcarr)
06/13/2016 at 14:25 • Filed to: Wordplay
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"Jcarr" (jcarr)
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Did you know that a group of alligators is called a congregation? Or that a group of cheetahs is called a coalition? The animal kingdom is famous for its unique collective nouns (names for a group of things).
What if we applied the same logic to the automotive world? We could borrow from the crow and call a group a Mustangs a “murder” or a group of Ferraris a “blaze”.
Give me your best ideas.
Look! A beerbelly of Corvettes!
CB
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:28 |
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A group of Miata drivers should be known as a flock. Like sheep.
/hottake
TeamClearCoat
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:31 |
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A herd of Lambos.
A capacitor of Teslas.
A slow of Priuses.
A smog of VWs.
A broken of Range Rovers.
A clusterfuck of project cars.
Sam
> CB
06/13/2016 at 14:33 |
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Or a salon. A salon of Miatas. Hehe.
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CB
> Sam
06/13/2016 at 14:34 |
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Nah, the hairdresser joke has been overdone.
traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:35 |
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A mullet of Camaros
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:39 |
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A bloat of Siennas
A ramble of Rovers
A bent of Raptors
An obstruction of Corollas
A graisse of H2 Hummers
RyanFrew
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:39 |
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A junkyard of Allroads
A crisis of Corvettes
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:40 |
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I belive the collective noun for crows is a murder.
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Jcarr
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/13/2016 at 14:46 |
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Yeah, that’s why I borrowed it for Mustangs.
Ike
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:46 |
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A box of Tacomas
A Quinceańera of Fiestas
A Optometrist of Focus
A Whole Foods of Prius
A brothel of TTs
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:48 |
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I figured that would be used for a car named after birds.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> CB
06/13/2016 at 14:48 |
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Or a bundle of sticks.
MarquetteLa
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:51 |
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A branch of Leafs?
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Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:52 |
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http://www.writers-free-reference.com/172groupnames.…
Here are some for inspiration:
Apparently a group of pandas is a bamboo!
So I will suggest a group of Honda civics would be a "rice patty"
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:53 |
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A Marauder of Mercurys
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CB
> Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
06/13/2016 at 14:54 |
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Wow dude, uncool.
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 14:58 |
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I actually thought immediately of using murder for Mustangs, since they're single minded murder machines.
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That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> TeamClearCoat
06/13/2016 at 14:58 |
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A broken could probably be almost any British car, but that's brilliant.
ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 15:01 |
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I feel silly, I should have read the whole thing...
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Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> CB
06/13/2016 at 15:01 |
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Lighten up. I wouldn’t type the word I am implying because that is just messed up to ever say/type. Anyways, I am a proud Miata driver and would gladly paint it rainbow in support of the cause.
Matt Nichelson
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 15:09 |
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An asshat of BMW’s
S65
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 15:17 |
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A latrine of RAV4s
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TeamClearCoat
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 15:22 |
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This is fun. Dave and I thought of a few others:
A sleep lab of Civics.
A flat-pack of Saabs.
A blood bank of motorcycles.
A douchebag of G-wagens.
A crash of Reliant Robins.
An ascot of Astons.
A grove of Morgans.
interstate366, now In The Industry
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 15:31 |
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A ricebowl of Civics
A fangasm of Skylines
A hivemind of crossovers
A symphony of Preludes
MrDakka
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 16:03 |
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A blaze of ferraris
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Jcarr
06/13/2016 at 16:18 |
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An awesome of Zs. Done
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CB
> Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
06/13/2016 at 20:37 |
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So, you wouldn’t type the word, but you’d type the exact meaning of the word and make everyone think of the word that you meant? And how is that better?
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Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> CB
06/13/2016 at 22:33 |
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Sorry I don’t mean to be unexcellent to others, your logic is sound and I am wrong. I spend too much time on reddit..
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CB
> Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
06/13/2016 at 22:45 |
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No worries. We all make mistakes.
xyzabc
> Jcarr
06/14/2016 at 06:47 |
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A “Derivative of Mustangs”.