Carlashes

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 06/10/2016 at 11:17 • Filed to: STICKERS

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This Mazda CX-7 (9?) with carlashes was behind me for a few miles yesterday. I want to hate these, but I can’t. They bother anyone and they don’t make the car any less safe. And for a “happy-face era” Mazda it actually just works. I know these have been around a few years, but I think is only the second time I’ve actually seen them in the wild. Are these more popular elsewhere or is it just a niche thing?

HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:21

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I have extreme dislike of these. Truck nuts but for the other side of the scale.

CalzoneGolem > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:25

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I’m ok with carlashes but they don’t work on everything.

E90M3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:25

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I’ve seen a couple cars with those on them, mainly VW beetles or smart cars.

MarqCars > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:27

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Seeing them on cars moving at highway speed is absolutely hilarious.

Svend > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:31

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People with car-lashes should have them removed and be lashed with them.

Okay maybe extreme but they are hideous.

Raitzi > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2016 at 11:31

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Get both and you have a transvestite car.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > E90M3 06/10/2016 at 11:32

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Yeah the only other one I’ve seen was a Beetle - that seems to be their natural habitat.

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2016 at 11:37

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I think a bro dozer with lashes would be an amazing dose of wtf though.

HammerheadFistpunch > Shane MacGowan's Teeth 06/10/2016 at 11:38

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Seen it. You’d think it would be amazing but it was just some scary looking gym rat lady.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2016 at 11:39

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What about the Carstache(R)?

spanfucker retire bitch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:40

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I want to hate these, but I can’t.

Don’t worry, I have enough hatred for two.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Shane MacGowan's Teeth 06/10/2016 at 11:43

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I’m surprised I haven’t seen it here in San Antonio. A good quarter or more of the lifted trucks that I see are driven by women.

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2016 at 11:43

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I’m perfectly content with someone blocking their radiator in an effort to make their car look like it makes its living by shooting videos you can’t search for at work.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 06/10/2016 at 11:47

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I now want there to be a photo with a Mercury Comet in a Carstache entitled “the gentleman Comet”. Sadly, such does not exist, yet.

PowderHound > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:48

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They are sold globally and the people who invented them are doing quite well, so there must be quite a few out there. Very eccentric folk who sell them.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 11:50

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I hate these so much, I see them too often.

Stapleface > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 12:00

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I see these WAY more than I want to. Saw a pink pair the other day. And I think it looks stupid as hell. But, not my car.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 12:07

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Shane MacGowan's Teeth 06/10/2016 at 12:08

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Or getting/installing carlashes for the owner of a bro dozer... as a gift!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PowderHound 06/10/2016 at 13:04

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Interesting. Is there an article about them out there that you saw?

PowderHound > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 13:13

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I’ve met them once before and know someone who works for them.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PowderHound 06/10/2016 at 13:18

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Cool!

DynamicWeight > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 14:21

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I don’t hate them, I think they look kind of cool. I did go on a date with a girl who had them on her car so I got to see them up close. They are metal and pretty strong, so I think they actually do make the car less safe for impacts with pedestrians. I think they should be illegal, but in the same way having no front plate is illegal. As in, no need for a witch hunt, but these really shouldn’t be on automobiles.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > DynamicWeight 06/10/2016 at 14:48

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Interesting. I’ve never seen them up close - always assumed they were semi-flexible plastic like PVC or something. Being metal does make it less safe and something that probably shouldn’t be there.

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 06/10/2016 at 17:50

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seen some the other day, on a mid 00 suburban, with a pink bowtie emblem..... an some on something less memorable.....