![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:39 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’d rather not die tonight because I ate a burrito
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:41 |
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Chipolte generally tastes like hell, so it is never okay to eat.
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:42 |
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Hell has a mild spice to it with a lot of sour cream
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:42 |
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And a touch of E Coli
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:45 |
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It's gonna kill you E. coli or not honestly
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:46 |
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Last time I ate there was when they were giving away free burritos after the E. Coli thing, I didn’t die.
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:47 |
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yes, its fine, had it for lunch twice this week
also my dad (who doesn’t eat sushi because he thinks it’ll kill you) has been snatching up all the free burrito coupons he can get his hands on, and he’s still alive
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:48 |
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How explosive would you like 2am to be?
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:50 |
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Death by burrito is best death though
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:51 |
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![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:57 |
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Just a pinch
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There are free burrito coupons? WHERE!!
![]() 06/08/2016 at 21:58 |
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I want to reach the moon
![]() 06/08/2016 at 22:01 |
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Juuuust enough to get the good old bowels running
![]() 06/08/2016 at 22:13 |
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That’s all i need
![]() 06/08/2016 at 22:26 |
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That hasn’t been a thing for months: http://www.fda.gov/Food/RecallsOu…
In fact, it never really was a thing unless you lived in Washington or Oregon.
![]() 06/08/2016 at 23:11 |
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Maybe if you eat enough small amount of E.Coli multiple times a week, you'll become immune.
![]() 06/08/2016 at 23:41 |
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You get them in the mail if not somebody is stealing your mail.