if cars could talk....

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/06/2016 at 15:04 • Filed to: None

what do you think this conversation would be like?

DISCUSSION (36)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:08

I don’t know what the All Road is saying, but the volvo is saying something like this:

Kinja'd!!!

PartyPooper2012 > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:11

It wouldn’t even be in English

Dusty Ventures > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:11

“Have any good breakdowns lately?”

“Yup, you?”

“Yup”

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:12

A: Ha, only 5 check engine lights? Weak.

V: Like your air suspension?

A: Shut up fancy Ford.

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:12

bruh

bro

bruh u euro?

ya bro

bruh

bro?

say to the world ur my bro

*whispers* ur my bruh

bruh y u whisper

cuz ur my world bruh

b r o

Ike > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:13

Well one speaks Swedish and the other speaks German so that wouldn't be that interesting

Party-vi > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:13

Audi: Meine Steuerkette wird immer schlaff. Zeit, um die Brieftasche zu plündern!

Volvo: Jag kan inte höra dig över ljudet av min ABBA

TheHondaBro > Ike
06/06/2016 at 15:15

Well to be fair they don’t speak anything because they’re cars...

Party-vi > TheHondaBro
06/06/2016 at 15:16

I could see this if they were a debadged 328i coupe and a B5 S4.

dogisbadob > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:18

How many times will it take to start?

Ike > TheHondaBro
06/06/2016 at 15:30

You just need to learn to listen,

*dons Pocahontas outfit*

Think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every Iroc and Chevy and Beamer
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only car people who are car people
Are the car people who drive and shift like you
But if you drift the racetracks of a stranger
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the Mercedes cry cause of blue electric smoke?
Or asked the grinning Miata why he grins?
Can you sing with all the voices of the escalade?
Can you burnout with all the drifters of Japan ?
Can you crowd smash with all the Mustangs of C&C ?

Come run the hidden pine trails of the rally course
Come taste the sun-sweat drivers of the Autocross
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once never wonder what they’re worth (but travish will let you know how many you can get for the Coast of a Camary)

The Mercury and the ford are my brothers
The Volvo and the Audi are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle of a hoop that never ends

Have you ever heard the Mercedes m cry cause of blue electric smoke?
Or asked the grinning Miata why he grins?
Can you sing with all the voices of the escalade?
Can you quarter mile with all the drag races of track ?
Can you crowd smash with all the Mustangs owners ?

How Many miles does the Lexus get.
If you trade it in then you’ll never know
And you’ll never hear the Scout cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper gaskets
We need to sing with all the voices of the overland rig
We need to paint with all the colors of the windshield

You can own the car and still
All you own is car until
You can drift with all the colors of the wind

Future next gen S2000 owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:31

“Think we are ever leaving these spots without a tow?”

“Nope. At least we are in the shade and birds aren’t dropping a duece on us.”

“Yep”

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro
06/06/2016 at 15:31

This is the best thing I'm likely to read today.

TheHondaBro > Ike
06/06/2016 at 15:32

...You really just did that.

Ike > TheHondaBro
06/06/2016 at 15:35

I'm a bit bored

LongbowMkII > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:43

I wonder what's taking so long to get our front bumpers painted...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 15:58

If my last two cars could talk, they would tell me about a story of past owners who either neglected them or just did the bare minimum and they’re greatful with how I’m treating them as what I do will make them last longer.

My current car would probably also tell me of how it sat for a few months in the winter cold until I bought it and how the mechanic that got it ready for the safety did the cheapest/quickest job.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 16:10

“Hey, how’s Jerry?”

“Jerry’s dead.”

“Oh... what about Don?”

“He’s dying.”

“Wow... Thomas?”

“Hip dysplasia, they might pull the plug on him.”

“... Alright I’ll see you around.”

“You might. You might not. Ever again."

His Stigness > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 16:22

Audi: So how does it feel to be a fraud?

Volvo: How does it feel to always be broken?

Audi: At least I'm authentic.

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/06/2016 at 16:38

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”...

Thank you pythons.