Dodge Viper Forgot How To Park

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 06/02/2016 at 01:03 • Filed to: Viper

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I don’t even care. The Viper was parked in the back part of the lot and the driver was obviously trying to keep their baby clean.

GUYMANDUDE > JR1 06/02/2016 at 01:09

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Like.

Slant6 > JR1 06/02/2016 at 01:11

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That bumper doesn’t look right.

Cherry_man1 > JR1 06/02/2016 at 01:11

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Something is off about the front bumper

Sneaky Pete > JR1 06/02/2016 at 01:16

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Whenever I take mine anywhere and park it way out back, completely in a spot, so it doesn’t get mangled by some careless kids jumping into the back seat of mom’s Pilot, someone in some 1989 Chevy Celebrity parks right next to me. Why? WHY?!

Sneaky Pete > Cherry_man1 06/02/2016 at 01:18

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I believe that’s the Hennessey* front bumper and wing.

*see FP story.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Sneaky Pete 06/02/2016 at 01:30

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Jealousy.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > JR1 06/02/2016 at 01:32

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People who get up in arms over a car parked like this in an empty lot should be taken out back and shot. If I invested a tit-load of money into a car I’d not really want the riff raff parking next to me either.

CRider > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 06/02/2016 at 03:22

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You wouldn’t want the riff raff parked next to your 10 year old Dodge? That’s nice. Everyone else can just park their beaters on the street. Scum.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > CRider 06/02/2016 at 03:41

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I’d rather have a viper than a bugatti. Other than resale value.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 06/02/2016 at 06:01

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While I agree that it’s dumb to get worked up over it, I do think it’s kind of counterproductive to actually bring more attention attention to your car, especially if it’s going to get people worked up. And I say this as someone who compulsively needs to park in corner spots no matter how far away they are.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/02/2016 at 06:31

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Agreed, I wouldn't do it myself. But if it’s an empty lot, let them.

Beautiful car btw!

xyzabc > JR1 06/02/2016 at 06:51

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...so did the two Trucks in the background.

JR1 > Slant6 06/02/2016 at 06:58

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Custom yo

JR1 > Sneaky Pete 06/02/2016 at 07:00

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Because they are ass holes

JR1 > xyzabc 06/02/2016 at 07:04

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I just noticed that. They couldn't park either apparently

Honeybunchesofgoats > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 06/02/2016 at 07:31

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Thanks!

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 06/02/2016 at 15:54

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A crappy parking job, especially one that looks intentional, brings negative attention to your car. That is exactly the opposite of what I want.

I’d rather park way out back, but within the lines. Or at an end spot, positioning the car as close to the “end” side as possible.

A nice car doesn’t give me more privilege than others.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/02/2016 at 15:55

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You’ve left enough room for a small tank to park in the neighbouring stall.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Sneaky Pete 06/02/2016 at 15:58

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Just to give you a nice little scare!

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 06/02/2016 at 15:59

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It only backfired on me twice. Now I make an effort to leave enough room to open a door fully, but not so much that a Mini can fit.