The Can-Am Spyder Is The Automotive Goatee

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05/30/2016 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

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Consider the facts. The Spyder is uncommon in its distribution and unusual in its layout. The rider wants to be noticed. The Spyder is similar to a motorcycle but can’t tip over. The rider is uncommitted. The Spyder is conspicuous but telegraphs ineffectuality—it is a goatee.


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Kinja'd!!! PorkchoPlissken > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 13:48

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Or the automotive capri pants.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 13:49

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“The Spyder is uncommon in its distribution and unusual..”

So, nothing like a Goatee.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PorkchoPlissken
05/30/2016 at 13:49

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There ya go!


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 13:52

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It’s for older people who still want to look cool. My neighbour has three of them.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 13:56

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My wife wants one. She said if I get a motorcycle she wants a trike so who am I to tell her no


Kinja'd!!! JimInRadfordVA > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 14:46

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I was thinking more along the lines of a merkin.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 16:58

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It’s one thing to see this in a picture, I saw a guy riding one and they just make you look so stupid. Not sure why.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 17:42

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Never had a desire to ride a snowmobile in the summer, I can walk on my own, and my wife never said I couldn’t have a motorcycle. Therefore I have no use for one.


Kinja'd!!! WK2 > Kake Bake
05/30/2016 at 21:53

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