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Indy500 milk choices for racers
And, no. Almond milk and Soy milk aren’t milk, because none of things come from titties
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I would love nothing more as an indy 500 driver than to royally fuck with this list by having them put “Magnesia” next to my entry......I sometimes get upset stomachs at really stressful situations so I figure after doing the indy 500 I might somehow stop myself up for a day or more.....could be useful.
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Someone is missing out on a great marketing opportunity.
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If they’re lactose intolerant... too bad!
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2% or GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emmo knew how to.
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Stef beat you to it, but the joke is worth the post - ha!
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My kids are, but they get lactose-free milk. Science!
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Emerson Fittipaldi had orange juice. Pissed a lot of people off.
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I’d request 5 percent or some other silly number. Seriously though, who cares if you're lactose intolerant? One sip of milk isn't going to kill you. Just take the sip and dump the rest on your face, pretending to drink it.
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Dude knew how to sell his product. (He was in the OJ biz at the time.) Since the milk “tradition” is a marketing stunt, fair game.
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Not allowed at Indy. I’m not joking.
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Kimball, Mann, and Pigot are monsters. Good thing none of them have a shot to display their abhorrent behavior.
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“Raw”
Because I just won the 500 damnit.
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1/2%
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NOBODY answered chocolate?!
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1% is criminally underrepresented here as well.
(I’m joking :p)
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Wanna know why they call it Almond Milk?
Because no one would buy Nut Juice.
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a new account? Where have you been ncasolowork? What’s wrong with your old account(s)?
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I was going to bring that up too and I’m serious. I use 1% on my cereal. Have to watch my glorious figure.
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Seriously? It’s real milk... I assume some dairy has exclusive rights and doesn’t produce a lactose-free version? Lactaid does sell pills that will do the deed in your gut if necessary (we have those in the house, too).
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Whole is strangle my popular. I'd go for some 2%, by far
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Fat-free:
They should be banned from the sport for being insufficiently American.
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this is not allowed?!
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or
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STEALER!
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Seriously. Lactose intolerance is not allowed at Indy. It’s all do do with midwestern dairy sponsorship.
http://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-h…
![]() 05/27/2016 at 11:18 |
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Nope. Seriously. It may be world renown, but it’s still in a flyover state.
http://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-h…