"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/26/2016 at 12:48 • Filed to: None
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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/26/2016 at 12:48 • Filed to: None | 2
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Someone is receiving a paycheck as a result of this headline, followed by a YouTube link and two words, one of which isn’t even recognized by any English dictionary.
Let that sink in.
Matt Hardigree
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 12:53 |
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This is one of the best blog posts I’ve seen this week. It’s like a Lotus Exige. Yeah, it doesn’t have NAV or five seats or sound deadening, but it’s fucking art.
My speed3 is happy
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 12:53 |
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I am getting paid right now. And I am just replying to your post.
Blondude
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 12:55 |
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You messed up this post. It’s supposed to be:
Yo, Fuck This Post
Hell naw.
Patrick George
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 13:04 |
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Did you watch that fucking ad? The commentary’s spot on.
Urambo Tauro
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 13:04 |
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And it’s posted on a tech blog, because... because it was filmed with a camera?
For Sweden
> Matt Hardigree
05/26/2016 at 13:05 |
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It wasn’t a bad post.
Concision is important in blogging.
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For Sweden
> Patrick George
05/26/2016 at 13:06 |
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Spot on what, Patrick?
We don’t end sentences with prepositions here at Oppositelock.
Berang
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 13:08 |
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You should know people don’t get paid for effort. They get paid for
results
clicks.
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TheHondaBro
> Patrick George
05/26/2016 at 13:08 |
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I watched it, and I agree. I’m commentating more on the quality of the piece. Giz’s piece on Folsom Lake was outstanding , and then there’s this.
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TheHondaBro
> For Sweden
05/26/2016 at 13:08 |
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k
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Blondude
> Urambo Tauro
05/26/2016 at 13:16 |
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It seems more Sploid-worthy than Gizmodo-worthy to me.
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Blondude
> My speed3 is happy
05/26/2016 at 13:24 |
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I’m in my dorm right now. At college. I think that means I’m paying to reply to your post.
LongbowMkII
> Matt Hardigree
05/26/2016 at 13:34 |
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Here we see the Jalopnik author sucking up to his future co-workers at gizmodo.
But seriously, what more could possibly be said about this ad?
GasolineLollipop191
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 13:48 |
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Its kind of like the blog posts on Oppo. I guess you have to have that adderall in your system to understand half these posts. I need some crazy pills to understand half this crap.
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ncasolowork3
> Patrick George
05/26/2016 at 13:52 |
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I’ll make my long rant short.
On the internet there is no body language. Yes, you can DO THINGS IN CAPS LOCK, put things in
italics,
underline them,
or put them in
bold
, but mostly the impression a poster or writer makes is done with the actual words on paper.
On a discussion board or a forum I’ve found the best way to appear intelligent is to write in an intelligent manner. U R not going 2 impress some1 w/ shorthand, slang, or presenting things for interpretation.
If you’re actually writing an article at least give it a sentence and a headline. I watched the video. It was jaw dropping. I don’t even begin to know how to process that. That chick was just so hot.
TL;DR posting a comment or an article do so by showing you passed your high school English classes.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Blondude
05/26/2016 at 14:25 |
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I’m getting paid to watch Baseball right now.
#amidoingthisright?
BigBlock440
> GasolineLollipop191
05/26/2016 at 15:58 |
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Nobody gets paid to post on oppo...
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GasolineLollipop191
> BigBlock440
05/26/2016 at 18:36 |
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That is a good thing.
NJAnon
> TheHondaBro
05/26/2016 at 20:17 |
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Evan should know better.