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![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:34 |
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It's a pop not a soda
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:36 |
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I’m waiting for a Texan to call it a Coke so we know who to silence.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:37 |
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Can confirm, Pop is the preferred term in Canada as well.
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You’re about to risk losing your only listener.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:38 |
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Correct.
If you call it soda I hate you. God forbid you call it “soda pop”, or worse yet, coke.
*shudders*
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:39 |
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You disgust me
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:40 |
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A Texan, call Dr. Pepper a “coke”? Are you tripping? Texas has like... shrines to DP. I’m not sure it’s considered a drink to Texans so much as an Ascended 23-Flavor Bottle Ambrosia. Using any kind of generic term would mean getting your face punchicized or maybe branded.
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This would be a travesty but I have some morals I can't let go of
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:41 |
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The red areas are where evil lives
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/12/sod…
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U wot m9?
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:42 |
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Just dawned on me that I’ve never tasted Dr Pepper before and probably never will since I’m done with fizzy drinks. That shit gives me headaches for days.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:43 |
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Is there like a red vine pop too?
Also Texas has monuments to double penetration?
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:44 |
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Untitled Car Show has over twice as many Twitter Followers as Oppositelock though
....
( ._.)
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:44 |
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Soda all the way.
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It’s all called Coke down here.
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Run from those people, they aren't to be trusted
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And right now they are letting me down!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:48 |
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Well, okay - but in Texas Dr. Pepper isn’t a soft drink and would never be generic ‘swhat I’m saying. Also I say soda and so do most people I know am I like a Secret Alaskan or something wtf
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Boo
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:48 |
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That would require me to move
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:49 |
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There is another red soda that’s really really big but the name escapes me. Also probably.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:49 |
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SOOOOOOODDDDDAAAAAA. Just getting that out of the way so there’s no confusion later.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:49 |
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This inspired an action that had taken far too long
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:51 |
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So oppo is exactly follower #13800
Neat
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:51 |
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Do you say it long and drawn out like that too?
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:52 |
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That is neat!
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:53 |
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Only to hold up like a crucifix that drives off Canadians.
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Also if I never said it thanks for the authorship on oppo for Sweden. It has helped out so much to help me get to where I am and helping me keep moving up in this field
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:56 |
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Farva will punchisize your face for free.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:56 |
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Faster “what kind of pop you got?”
Slower “what sort of soda do you have?”
Midwest and Canada have places to go! We can’t be spending our whole day asking about carbonated beverages!
South with the coke, that's just asking for confusion
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:57 |
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You mean pop ? And Baja Blast is the pop of the gods.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:58 |
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I only drink water from a bubbler.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 14:59 |
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Just keep up your shitposting quota and all will be good, citizen.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:00 |
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Wisconsin or road island?
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SCONNIE ALL THE WAY
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I'm only to happy to oblige
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I I don't know what that means?
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:04 |
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Its something Wisconsin people (other than me) call themselves.
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Texan here: All other super sugary carbonated beverages are called cokes, except Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper is Dr Pepper. It is also the greatest beverage on earth, next to sweet iced tea.
If you see someone claiming to be Texan yet calling it coke or spelling it “Dr. Pepper” please ban them immediately.
Que viva Tejas! Home and birthplace of Dr Pepper!
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:07 |
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Dr. Pepper is the JD graduate who calls themselves Dr.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:08 |
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You are correct, sir. Dr Pepper is always Dr Pepper. It’s never coke.
Also, there’s no period after the “Dr”
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:09 |
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That was the reference, yes. It even had to do with soda.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:09 |
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You're thinking of our red-colored cream soda, Big Red.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:10 |
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It’s actually a performing name like “Dre”. There isn’t a period on it.
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You people and your big-ass state. Certainly a unique bunch. :)
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:11 |
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I imagine in certain enclaves of Texas Big Red deserves its own recognition, but that’s less universal. I’m not Texan but I know a bunch of them.
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Soda pop.
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-_-
monsterous
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:15 |
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Ah, I have never heard this. I have spend some time in Wisconsin too.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:16 |
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Yep that’s the one! I knew it was like a candy, or gum or something
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I must differ on soda/pop, but I concur on Baja Blast’s Health-Giving Qualities.
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nvm, might be a bit too mean
![]() 05/20/2016 at 15:21 |
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Fence sitters always end up with a pole up their ass.
Ancient Chinese proverb
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This is hilarious tho, good work, (will show wife who calls it soda this later)
![]() 05/20/2016 at 16:13 |
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I am a Pepsi guy (because NC), but Dr. Pepper is a *VERY* close second.
But everyone here drinks Coke, and my former employers wouldn’t even allow Pepsi in the building.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 16:17 |
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Is that a real thing, though? I live in Georgia, and that’s one of our only stereotypes, but I have literally never noticed anyone doing it. When I ask for a Coke, I just get a Coke. Nobody asks “What kind?”
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Dr. Pepper is the drink of choice for mad scientists around the world.
![]() 05/20/2016 at 21:10 |
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I remember going to Applebee’s with some people from work, and a guy that asked for a diet cola with lemon was told “we just have Pepsi”.
![]() 05/21/2016 at 14:37 |
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Dr Pepper Master Race!!
![]() 05/21/2016 at 14:57 |
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You're thinking of Big Red. It's a cream soda. It, too, is not called a coke (which IS the proper term for carbonated beverages), but simply Big Red.