Kill it! Kill it with Fire!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/19/2016 at 17:46 • Filed to: npocp, craigslist

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! reads just fine and lovely... right up to the point where it mentions that that’s not actually silver paint on the car, it’s foil fucking tape , and then you scroll back up and take a closer look at the pictures and JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT TO A CORVETTE.

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This car is almost new!! 3000.OO OBO will take 2500.00 if you have a little shit box to trade with the 2500.00 , not junk yard status but not perfect... car , truck , or motorcycle, Yamaha only preferably r6

Would NOT sell if I didn’t have too!!!! In a financial bind, my loss is your gain! All receipts for work done! I’m losing money!

New motor complete new block 2012! It’s the trouble free motor! The better of the three motors in this car.

Kilt switch

The dash is digital and all works.

Power windows

Rebuilt transmission

New ignition

New tires

New shocks

New brakes

New battery

New starter

Complete new exhaust

New radiator

Nice after market radio

All lights work

All new windows including hatch and windshield

Locking fuel tank

ORIGINAL RIMS! 30+ Years old .. still look brand new!

Everything is operational in this car

Leather is intact just a little worn

Inspected til 09/17

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*Disclaimer *

Car has very meticulously placed foil tape .. it is not silver paint. But the paint is gray under the foil. The clear coat is peeling back that’s why my dad put the foil.

Very original looking!

Everybody is intrigued!

My father put the tape on... it took 12 hrs over two days.

Still looks great, drives even better!

Frank W. Doom > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:51

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Experiencing conflicting feelings. Probably good it’s on the other side of the country.

derf > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:52

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That is certainly... something.

“The clear coat is starting to go. Quick, we must turn the car into an old school TV dinner!”

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:52

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NEW EVERYTHING!

just installed new OEM foil tape!

d15b > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:53

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Cheap wrap?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:57

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I feel like an actual wrap would have been cheaper.

kanadanmajava1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 17:58

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Kilt switch? Do you really need to switch to a kilt if you buy that?

interstate366, now In The Industry > kanadanmajava1 05/19/2016 at 18:03

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A kilt switch is where the side skirts fly up if you press it.

Future next gen S2000 owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 18:12

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Racecar don’t car.

TheHondaBro > MonkeePuzzle 05/19/2016 at 18:15

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The other half of MonkeyPuzzle approves of this comment.

TheHondaBro > kanadanmajava1 05/19/2016 at 18:16

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11/10 would wear kilt regardless of Corvette ownership.

Gone > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 18:16

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The golden L98 valve covers really sets the paint, er, foil tape off.

crowmolly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 18:17

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Yeah, the exterior is atrocious, but you could probably rip off all the tacky crap and plastidip it in a weekend.

Sneaky Pete > kanadanmajava1 05/19/2016 at 18:36

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It blows fresh, cool air on your junk. Only works if wearing a kilt.

Ballasted > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 18:42

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My local track won’t care what kind of.... oh, it’s automatic.

Matt Nichelson > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 18:50

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Tried to become a DeLorean. Failed.

Nick Has an Exocet > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 19:07

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To be fair, it looks great in blurry ass pictures.

Frenchlicker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 19:16

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Do they used foil wrap, everywhere, except places it would matter?

My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 19:18

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Kilt switch! A Scottish corvette ?

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 19:18

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Was he scared it was going to rust?

/Yes,I know

Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 19:36

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Kilt switch?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nick Has an Exocet 05/19/2016 at 19:39

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And to be hones that silver over grey that C4s had was one of the few two-tone schemes that look really good.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 23:24

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That’s a good candidate for a roadkill style Vette-cart.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > shop-teacher 05/19/2016 at 23:42

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roadkill is stupid. don’t tell anyone I said that.

Master Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/19/2016 at 23:42

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You know what, though, my gut says NP, tape and all. $3 grand for a V8 RWD piece of America that, if the seller is to be believed, is in pretty decent shape? Hell yes. You won’t see the foil from the driver’s seat anyway.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/20/2016 at 07:00

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It is, but I love it anyways :)

MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/20/2016 at 08:06

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I think the auto trans kills it for me more than the tape.