Calling all scientists

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/17/2016 at 00:59 • Filed to: None

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Why is it that my worst farts come out while I’m in the shower?

Surely there’s a scientifical explanation for this.

His Stigness > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:03

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Why am I reading this instead of writing papers? Why, why did I click on this?

TheHondaBro > His Stigness 05/17/2016 at 01:05

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Write a paper on smelly shower farts.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:06

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This is very close to literal shitposting.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:06

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You’re in an enclosed space, and between the fan and the warm water hitting increasing air temperature, there’s an upward atmospheric current.

But that's just a guess.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:06

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You’re allergic to water, avoid water

DrJohannVegas > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:07

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the global banking class.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 05/17/2016 at 01:08

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Yeah, humidity

TheHondaBro > DrJohannVegas 05/17/2016 at 01:08

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The Bern was on to something!!

RyanFrew > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:09

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Thanks, Reddit!

Simply put the nose (and mouth) work better with moisture.

So any smell is stronger in a humid environment. Which is why things smell so much strongly after rain, fresh dog poop/vomit smells so much, and that distinct cut grass smell as the moisture in the grass blades is released.

It’s also why certain drinks should be served in certain glass shapes, more open glasses allow the moisture and scents to mingle better.

Try smelling a flower and then misting some water onto it and smelling again to test the effect.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:10

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T.M.I.

TheHondaBro > RyanFrew 05/17/2016 at 01:10

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That must be why asphalt has such a strong smell when it rains.

TheHondaBro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/17/2016 at 01:11

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N.E.I., if you ask me.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/17/2016 at 01:11

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I was thinking more that it was a pretty direct route from anus to nasal receptors. I’m also now realizing that it wouldn’t be difused through the typical minimum two layers of fabric most people have between anus and atmo, either.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 05/17/2016 at 01:11

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They also smell bad in air. Should I avoid air too?

His Stigness > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:12

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I’m not sure that would get me as good of a grade compared to a paper written on immigration reform.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:12

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Couldn’t hurt

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:13

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Well I’m not. Asking.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:18

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Humidity, son.

Also... Did you see Ben’s still trying to claim the presidency? *Sigh*

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3 05/17/2016 at 01:21

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Hupmobile?

TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/17/2016 at 01:21

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It can be... If the situation was just.

Y’know, sometimes it feels like a fart...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:22

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The wall just got 10 feet taller

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:25

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TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/17/2016 at 01:25

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me irl

Svend > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:26

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You only need to remember ‘farts aren’t lumpy’.

If you thought it was a fart and it WAS lumpy, then you were wrong.

TheHondaBro > Svend 05/17/2016 at 01:27

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What if I thought it was a fart and it wasn’t lumpy?

I’m trying to lead you to a certain conclusion here.

I’ve been burned in the past.

Svend > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:27

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I think it seems worse as your in a confined space and with the spray from the shower the are is denser with the moisture in the air so it’s not dispersing but lingering.

Svend > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:31

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That reminds me. I knew a road layers daughter and she loved her asphalt.

Her father got sacked from the job though as they believed he was stealing from work, there was no evidence but when I went round to his house, the signs were all there. Lol.

#I’llSeeMyselfOut

Svend > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:33

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You may have dye in your ear, I don’t know how having dye in your ear causes the shits but maybe it’s one of those ear, nose and throats things.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:46

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Because I said so

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/17/2016 at 01:48

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God damnit.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:51

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Hey! watch your language young man

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/17/2016 at 01:52

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I can’t watch my language its just like air coming out of my mouth lol idk wtf ur smoking.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 01:53

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Jeeeesuuuhhhs

TheHondaBro > Svend 05/17/2016 at 02:08

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DIARRHEA

Svend > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 02:12

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ba dum tish

or should that be

da bum squirt. Hee Hee Hee

TheHondaBro > Svend 05/17/2016 at 02:23

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ugh

derf > His Stigness 05/17/2016 at 02:24

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Probably not. But, if you could convince someone to give you a grant to do some research and then write a paper on smelly shower farts, you might be able to contend for an IgNobel .

Some of the winners for 2015 include:

Physics: “ for testing the biological principle that nearly all mammals empty their bladders in about 21 seconds (plus or minus 13 seconds) “

Biology: “ for observing that when you attach a weighted stick to the rear end of a chicken, the chicken then walks in a manner similar to that in which dinosaurs are thought to have walked. ”

Medicine: “ for experiments to study the biomedical benefits or biomedical consequences of intense kissing (and other intimate, interpersonal activities) “

Physiology and Entomology: “ for carefully arranging for honey bees to sting him repeatedly on 25 different locations on his body, to learn which locations are the least painful (the skull, middle toe tip, and upper arm). and which are the most painful (the nostril, upper lip, and penis shaft) “

Diagnostic Medicine (and most Oppo): “ for determining that acute appendicitis can be accurately diagnosed by the amount of pain evident when the patient is driven over speed bumps ”

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 05/17/2016 at 02:54

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Mind not found, the most accurate description of you yet.

His Stigness > derf 05/17/2016 at 02:55

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I’d like a grant to do the medicine one.

Actually, I'd do that one for free.

orcim > derf 05/17/2016 at 04:57

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You didn’t happen to be a PLATO user in the late 70's early 80's, did you? The user name.

orcim > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 04:58

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It was an electric fart, one with juice in it.

orcim > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 05:04

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It’s easy - based on my age, which is suspect [not the age, my conclusions.]

When you relax, the internals do too, even if you can’t feel them. I personally prefer the 16th definition in the Unconventional English Dictionary (a favorite in 7th grade) which read: “a fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.” Ever since that time in the 70's, I’ve ascribed to this definition for my, uhm, transgressions.

Also - if you change your diet, like radically, you can make them go away almost completely. (Everyone is differently, there’s no formula, but ‘health’ for you is different for me. I’ve seen this several times, in many people. Luckily, my wife didn’t care.) Hrm, maybe that’s a comment on partner selections? Dunno.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 08:04

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Because I made it that way. You are welcome.

brianbrannon > TheHondaBro 05/17/2016 at 10:34

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Heat activation