Dream Garage: Everybody's Happy Edition!

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05/16/2016 at 22:10 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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They say the hardest part about having a family is finding a car for everyone. I disagree! The trick is simply to find a car for everyone. So give me a total of four vehicles. One to make you happy, one to make your real/imaginary significant other happy, something children will love, and something the dogs would enjoy! Enjoy yo’selves, everyone else is!


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! GE90man > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:14

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Me: manual Cayman gt4, 911 GT3, AUDI r8, one of those

GF: S63 AMG Coupe

kids: s class, because so much fun and so much electronic toys, GLS, Honda Odyssey

dog/cat/pet: rolls Royce ghost or wraith


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:19

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Me: Jag Project 7, Ariel Nomad, Alfa GTA 1300 Junior Restomod, Tempero 250 GTO (pick any 3)

Imaginary GF: Whatever she wants

Imaginary Midget for um BBQs: Rides in either car so I get 3 cars

Imaginary goldfish we get togehter: Fishbowl attached to a drone. Not technically a car so I still get 3 cars.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:20

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Me: 911

Hypothetical hot European wife: GX470 or something

Hypothetical half-European half-American kids: fully riced out 90s Honda show car with TVs and PlayStation 2s and stuff inside

Dog: he seems to like my Preludes, as seen here

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:25

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Keeping it reasonable:

Me- DB7

Wife- civic del sol

Kids- Toyota Sienna XLE

Dog- Nissan hardbody because dogs live trucks.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:29

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Me: McLaren 675LT

GF: Merc SLS Roadster

Something children on the streets will love recording for their 6 YouTube subscribers because I freaking hate kids: Aston Martin One-77

Pets: Toyota Land Cruiser


Kinja'd!!! DKerstan > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:42

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1) Audi RS7

2) Volvo XC90 Excellence

3) 2014 Subaru WRX STI Hatchback

4) Jeep Wrangler Unlimited


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 22:58

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Me: something small, impractical and cheap to run

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Wife: Basically anything purple, cute and automatic. But also piratical and not too flashy. I bet she’d rock this. She likes 80s-90 squared up design.

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Kids: Ford Excursion, with a 6.0 Powerstroke the ultimate road trip kid/toys/dog hauler.

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Doggies: Falcon/Ranchero pickup.

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Kinja'd!!! Wurrwulf > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 23:01

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Me: Merc E63 AMG Wagon

Wife: Jag F-Type Convertible

Kid: Mustang GT350R

Dog: Land Rover (he enjoys curling up for a nap on a comfy car seat just as much as he enjoys sticking his head out the window)


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Wobbles the Mind
05/16/2016 at 23:45

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Me: Pagani Zonda

Wife: Bentley Continental

Kids: The van we used to have because it had a TV in it

Cats: fuck cars, they take us to the vet


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Wobbles the Mind
05/17/2016 at 01:28

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Four W220 S600.

That is all I need. It fits each of these conditions perfectly.


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > Wobbles the Mind
05/17/2016 at 08:07

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Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 18:40

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Me: Volvo 780 Bertone w/ the later B Series Turbo 4 because no one else is gonna understand why a stupid boxy car from the ‘80s is so goddamn special.

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SO: Not sure who it will be seeing as I’m only 16, but who can hate the V60? It looks great, drives well, and is pretty comfy.

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Kids: Mumble mumble something technology mumble mumble, kids these days mumble mumble the entertainment in the new XC90 should be enough mumble mumble

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Pets: I’m sure our tortoise would greatly appreciate the excellent design of the original 2CV.

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Kinja'd!!! RT > Wobbles the Mind
06/02/2016 at 20:22

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Me (Avantime of course)

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Waifu (Swap this Mark VIII for something German if it doesn’t suit her)

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Kids (Modern RWD Volvo, gets them into cars but isn’t that dangerous)

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Hypothetical Pets (Unimog seems about right - Probably)

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