![]() 05/15/2016 at 02:51 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Never ever go to a nightclub with white Vans. Just don’t do it. Trust me.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 02:57 |
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Or if you’re Richard Hammond...
But that would imply you go to club in the 90's...
![]() 05/15/2016 at 07:36 |
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I generally wear my steel-toe work boots.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 07:56 |
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Duh?
I’ll pass on the nightclub entirely.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 08:25 |
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You don’t miss out on anything.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 08:30 |
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I should so the same the next time. So many assholes stepped on my shoes and they didn’t even realized it.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 09:11 |
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I generally don’t let people get close enough to step on my toes. It’s more for the combination of spilled drinks, saliva, urine, and vomit they get exposed to.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 09:18 |
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I try to not get people getting too close to me but in a crowded club it’s kind of unavoidable. I learned my lesson though.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 10:01 |
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I suppose it helps that I’m 6'2/220lbs. But my forearms do get a decent workout sometimes. No shame in defending your space.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 11:45 |
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He’ll miss out on paying $80 for a bottle of $30 vodka
![]() 05/15/2016 at 12:57 |
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That is an experience which I can do without :)
![]() 05/15/2016 at 13:52 |
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And sweatty douchebags with their stupid girlfriends, shitty music, dirty toilets, drinks with way too much ice cubes and the list goes on.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 14:06 |
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Should just say “never wear white vans”.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 16:34 |
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I don't do either so I think I'm safe. ;-)
![]() 05/15/2016 at 16:37 |
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This is my first and probably last pair of white shoes ever.
![]() 05/15/2016 at 16:38 |
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White shoes in general. You could wear white shoes if you want them to have camouflage the next day.