A bird hit my car today

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 05/11/2016 at 20:49 • Filed to: None

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It hit right square in the driver’s window, it was just a little field bird but still big enough to make a audible THUMMMPPP

^Not the wanted suspect.

Blondude > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:03

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RIP

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Blondude 05/11/2016 at 21:09

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The bird accutally lived long enough to fly the other way

Nibby > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:20

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Weird, a bird flew into the window in my room today

jkm7680 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:25

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I hate birds.

They’re stupid, noisy and shit on everything.

Die-Trying > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:27

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2 points...... you can have the other 3 when you bring back the body... just try not to hit buzzards or turkeys, they weigh enough to break the windscreen, and bend the a pillar.

JR1 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:52

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Been there. Done that. Sister screamed

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 21:56

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I hit a pidgeon under a bridge recently. Fairly large thump right at the top of my windshield, where the dirty ratbird left a nasty white greasy spot on the window and paint. (I’m sure he was fine)

Birddog > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 05/11/2016 at 22:22

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Sure. He went and retired to a Pigeon farm out in the Country.

Funktheduck > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/11/2016 at 22:28

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A few months ago an owl flew into the side of my car. My truck as taken several birds. 2 completely disappeared and I had to pull 2 out of the grille