Gee Thanks FedEx

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/11/2016 at 19:02 • Filed to: None

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Way to overshoot Cincinnati, and I wonder what 12 hour route it took to reach one FedEx to another FedEx in one tiny “city.”

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 19:04

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sorry i was really drunk and on pcp when i was on my rounds

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 05/11/2016 at 19:19

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jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 19:23

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yes i do bitch and these packages are going straight into the river

lone_liberal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 19:32

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Smartpost usually means that it has been transferred to the USPS for delivery.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > lone_liberal 05/11/2016 at 19:35

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Yeah, but it says carrier, FedEx. I think they pulled a postal service on the postal service.

Steve in Manhattan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 19:37

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When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight ...

lone_liberal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 19:59

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The carrier can be FedEx from the shipper, but then FedEx passes it off to USPS for the final delivery. The USPS will then promptly put your package in a corner and forget about it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > lone_liberal 05/11/2016 at 20:03

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Yes, this is the usual process. But the new tracking number is still the FedEx one and not a USPS one, which is weird.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 20:20

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...Where did it take 12 hours to get from one FedEx to another?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 05/11/2016 at 20:52

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3:41 AM to 3:49 PM today

-this space for rent- > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 21:13

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Columbus traffic is a B

Jdrentarol > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 21:25

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Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 21:35

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D’oh. Totally read that as both being PM.

That said, 3:41 AM is when it was loaded onto the truck, not when the truck actually left the building. I know it’s dumb, but that’s how the system works, it’s based off scan time, not dispatch time. Considering it’s a SmartPost package the truck probably left around 9 AM, and didn’t get it to the next carrier facility (the post office?) until 3:49 PM because the driver was delivering other shit up to that point.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 05/11/2016 at 21:59

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But it’s FedEx to FedEx

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2016 at 22:47

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Found the locations.

So based on the size of the SmartPost facility I’m now going to guess it was in a trailer, not a delivery truck. Which means that truck could have left the first location anywhere between about 4 AM and 3:48 PM, though likely closer to the latter. The 3:41 AM time is still when it was scanned and loaded, not when the vehicle actually left.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 05/11/2016 at 22:51

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It could also have been on the pony express, too.